ok because the other poll was bugging me:

Bracketed according to the REAL tumblrina demographics. Reblog or whatever. Sample size or whatever.

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

Okay, but don't leave this in the tags, man.

Shoutout to everyone who's 5'8" for being 4'20" tall.

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

I was going to suggest fettuccini but twisted with the ends connected to form a Möbius strip, but then I realized that would fuck like hell.

@fishofthewoods I did NOT expect to get such a strong contender so early.

@alilcajun @aralioideae

a couple of challengers emerge

You are all fucking madmen

someone: whats your favorite [insert literally anything here]

me: *forgets everything i’ve ever enjoyed* uhhhh

This is bugging me because everyone keeps asking us this and making me feel underprepared. For context, I fly out a week from today for Scotland. For the last two weeks, people have been asking me if I've got everything packed yet.

I typically don't start packing until 2-3 days before, and when I tell them this, they look at me like I'm nuts.

Am I really that unusual?

To clarify, they do not mean, am I prepared, have I made a list, they mean "is it physically in a suitcase?" which I cannot wrap my head around because if I pack everything into a suitcase 2-3 weeks in advance I will be wandering around naked for those 2-3 weeks because I don't own that many clothes.

It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.

Imagine people going around saying "yeah I could never date a Wednesday child, they're wired to be miserable and emotionally draining and as a Friday child I know I'd end up doing so much emotional labour for them"

For those who don't know (I didn't either):

So now, I ask...

this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

i know it feels like bullshit because you spent five minutes on it and you don’t think it looks like real art but i regret to inform you you made real art and you’re just being an artist rn and if someone is willing to pay you $200 for it it’s not a scam that’s just what art is like

that guy with the urinal is laughing his ass off at you rn sorry bud

On my coked up entrepreneur grindset using household construction materials to evoke the tactile serenity of a zen garden.

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 2

AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 2

AO3 Femslash Top 100: Round 2