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im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before

If you wanna see actual chaos then you should let loose a pack of teenagers in a grocery store

Ah, so you’re looking to summon a chaos entity I see

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

DUDE

I’ve had this queued for 7 years

Two monkeys for twos-day.

Happy 2.22.22!

i hope you remember it’s very human and normal to crave affection, human interaction, attention and love. you’re not “too needy” or “too sensitive” for wanting to have your emotional and social needs met accordingly. 

Dolores: Bruno is actually a really complex member of our family. You see, he had a a very humbling gift that made people only see the worst parts of him because of his visions, and now he-

Camilo: AYO OUR UNCLE HAD MOTHERFUCKIN RATS

Dolores: our poor uncle was forced to endure a difficult ability that caused tension between a few other family members, they couldn’t understand the hardships, do you understand?

Camilo: our uncle was TALL and has RAT ROOMMATES and WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

tumblr users complaining about tumblr

for old times sake is actually such a heartbreaking and beautiful sentiment. let’s do it for the love that used to be here!! it is reason enough!!

If you lost your teenage years to mental illness and/or trauma, I just want you to know that you did not "miss out on the best years of your life" and that it isn't actually too late for you to have fun, explore yourself and grow into the person you want to be. There's still plenty of time for all of that. I promise.

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

rb to put the person you rbed this from in a washing machJNWJW883)?NEKWMMWMMF TTURN THEWASHING MACHINE OFFFFF IM SPINNING

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

good morning sickos let's get this child labor

"people are realizing during the pandemic we are not offering adequate compensation and working conditions and there are strikes all around the world, clearly the answer is not to take this into account, but just employ more children"

Call your fucking representatives and threaten to vote them out no matter what if they don’t do something to stomp this into the ground.

-Admin

8 hour work days are now a minimum not a maximum, and frequently exceeded.

Child labour is creeping back in at the edges.

Workers are not being allowed to sit, or drink water, or take proper breaks.

Signs point to another labour movement being necessary, and those signs are "the exact things that caused the last labour movement."

im gonna be soooooo annoying tomorrow and then maybe after that and then after that and then after that and then maybe after that too

chag chanukah sameach let’s get lit 🕎