Can someone please take my phone and computer away from me? I can't stop writing angst.
Chaggie moment ft. Cursed cat Alastor
not going to harp on about it bc it’s outside this blog’s wheelhouse, but I love how people on 4chan discuss canned fish the way other people talk about indie music
Måneskin Drinking: Chaggie 18+
Alright, time to be a little horny on main. Buckle up, buttercups!
Hazbins: (sitting in the newly rebuilt bar in the hotel and enjoying an easy night off)
Husker: .....I got a bad feeling.
Cherri: What? Why?
Husker: Call it bartender intuition.
-Lights dim and spotlights focus on the karaoke and band stage as "I Wanna Be Your Slave" by Måneskin plays over the speakers-
Charlie: (struts onto the stage while tossing her blazer away drunkenly and grabs the karaoke microphone. Runs her hands through her hair seductively and snaps her hair ties with her claws and sings) I wanna be your slave~
Vaggie: (steps onto the stage with a microphone in hand, salsa dance steps around Charlie and runs her fingers up her spine to the base of her scalp. Giving a gentle tug at the blonde hair while singing) I wanna be your master~
Charlie: (whimpers hotly and bends over to touch her palms to the floor, legs widening, and pushing her ass into Vaggie's hips while slowly rolling up to standing) I wanna make your heartbeat run like rollercoasters~
Hazbins: WHO LET THEM DRINK TOGETHER AGAIN?!?!?!
Angel: (snickering impishly as he holds up his phone)
Charlie: (grinds against Vaggie's hips) I wanna be your sex toy~
Vaggie: (spins Charlie around, undoes her bow tie, uses it as a leash, and uses a firm hand to make Charlie sit on her knees while hiking her knee over Charlie's shoulder) I wanna be your teacher~
Charlie: (mouth watering as she looks straight up and under Vaggie's skirt) I wanna be your sin.
Vaggie: (smirks) I wanna be your preacher. (kicks Charlie away and struts away like a fucking queen)
Husker: Someone turn off the music! Cut the music!
Cherri: HA!!! Are you kidding?! (Holds up her phone to record) This is GOLD!!!
Charlie: (demons out and crawls after Vaggie on her hands and knees) Because I'm a devil who's searching for redemption~
Vaggie: (grabs Charlie's chin between her thumb and forefinger) And I'm a killer who's searching for redemption~
-Lights and music cut out-
Lucifer: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!
Angel: Your daughter was about to get laid!
"Thank you for everything."
The new chaggie-centric, multi-chapter Mafia/Human AU fic with Vaggie following Charlie along into the dark reality of the organized crime world.
Vaggie being soft
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A little wolf pup walks towards the immortal snake and curls up beside it.
The Snake of Dreams is startled at first, but realizing the wolf was harmless, they accepted the cuddles.
The little pup watches the world as it snuggled up to the snake.
Can you draw emilute from the Hawk feathers, au? No specific pose or anything.
Sleepy cuddles!! Drew one of Emily cuddling up to lute and one of lute cuddling up to Emily
I feel like Lute hates that she's a cuddle and feels embarrassed by it, but damn her if she doesn't still do it
if u dont acknowledge the fanfics u read, the writer won’t think anyone is actually taking the time to read their stuff, which makes our effort feel wasted and our passions feel worthless
Tell. The. Fanfic. Writers. How. You. Feel.
I will always reblog this. It’s important.
PREACH
In all seriousness it means a lot to me when u all comment on my things
Oh my FUCKING GOD. YES. YES.
Headcanon: one of the first things Vaggie did to reclaim an identity for herself outside of being heaven's soldier is to try more feminine clothing, something she never used to let herself wear because it's impractical for a fighter(like growing her hair). It was an awkward transition, but Charlie's very enthusiastic encouragement helped Vaggie love her new look.
Charlie: (makes squiggly movements with her fingers) Would you love me if I was a worm?
Vaggie: (kisses Charlie's knuckles) I'd feed you soil and compost every day.
Charlie: Would you love me if I was a (transforms into demon mode) Monster?
Vaggie: (boops the snoot) I'd cuddle you every night and tell you how beautiful you are.
Charlie: (pretends to faint into Vaggie's lap) Would you love me if I was terminally ill?
Vaggie: (brushes Charlie's bangs back and kisses her forehead) I'd make every day the best day ever for whatever time we have left together.
Charlie: ........Would you love me if I was a man?
Vaggie: ...........
Charlie: ............
Vaggie: ..........
Charlie: Your silence is deafening.
Vaggie: I'm a lesbian, babe. I don't really find men attractive. (Kisses Charlie's nose) So, you'd be a first for me~
No Use Trying To Fight It
Happy birthday @niafromheaven!!
Emily x Adam X Lute (AngelicGuitarSword), angst, no happy ending.'
TW/CW alcohol, heavily implied depression, queerphobia, implied/referenced abuse, swearing
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ADAM | “I Miss You, I’m Sorry” - Gracie Abrams
Adam stared blankly at Charlie, who was going on a rant about happiness and marshmallows and shit to Alastor across the room. He resisted the urge to laugh at her stupidity. As if true happiness even existed. Charlie’s idea of the word was really just bliss. Two completely different things.
vague idea of a overlord apprentice-to-carmilla-and-zestial vaggie au with enemies to lovers chaggie
I had a dream last night that Emily was experimenting with dangerous magic in order to help sinners. It was supposed to cause feelings of pacifism. The spell went wrong and backfired, leaving her with these red marks on her neck. She spent the next few days hiding the marks from anyone, but then she began to mutate. Emily lashed out and attacked a group of winners, turning her into a monster. Sera and some of the exterminators captured her and brought her down to a dungeon/lab under Heaven.
Emily only got worse. She turned into this half red panda half viper monster. The winners she attacked began to display similar symptoms and they also had to be brought down to the dungeon/lab. One day, Sera went down to visit Emily. She missed her and tried to talk with her through the cage. The viper parts were missing and she looked like an extra fluffy, normal red panda, so Sera thought it would be safe to go inside.
But then Emily attacked Sera and ripped part of her face and wing off. Sera transformed a few days later. Soon, there was a massive outbreak of this disease in Heaven. Lute managed to survive and flew down to Hell to get help. Obviously, no one in the hotel trusted her, especially Vaggie and Charlie. Everyone heard a roar from Heaven and it began shaking, Charlie had a bad feeling about this. She and Vaggie called for an evacuation and helped sinners into safe zones and bunkers meant for the extermination. Then the monsters came down from Heaven and attacked the remaining sinners. The hotel and Lute teamed up to fight them. Angel Dust was attacked and bitten and Charlie had to defend and save him. Then the dream ended.
The moral of the story is: Don't read MLP infection AUs before bed.
I volunteer you guys to write this.
I don't tend to write a whole lot of aus like this, but this would be a fun, long project for me and a friend to work on periodically.
mmmm methinks i would love to see some chaggie snuggles of some sort. vaggie wings included, because making a cocoon out of your wings around you & your partner is the best concept ever & its why we should have wings. so yeah.
chaggie cuddles with a safety blanket made out of wings. or hot make out session, thats also always goodB)
so jealous of charlie bc if i had a cute thicc latina angel gf i’d never leave our bedroom
Her relief. (cw: suggestive themes)
Ravens Follow The Wolves
Emily stormed out of the courtroom, her heart burning in her chest like a wildfire. How could she have been so fucking blind to what her girlfriend was doing behind her back.
"Emily, please listen to me, I did this to protect you!" Lute pleaded as she followed close behind her, trying to explain why she did it. But Emily didn't care right now. She wanted to be alone so she could think, and away from the monster her girlfriend became. But when she heard the reason she did it, her anger spiked to an unreasonable degree, and she whipped around to face Lute, her voice distorted slightly as she spoke, "You killed souls, Lute. Souls who could have been redeemed!" The exorcist flinched slightly at the tone the seraphim used. "You say it's to protect me, and if I were dumb enough, I would believe you." Emily hated saying that, but it was the truth.
Lute looked Emily in the eye as she replied. Her once sharp golden eyes softened. "When I say I did this to protect you, Emmy, I mean it." The exorcist placed a hand on the seraphim's shoulder, only for it to be shrugged off. Causing a cold spear of guilt to stab her heart as she spoke, "Emily, please..."
Emily sighed as she started to walk, saying, "I need to be left alone for a while." And flew away, leaving Lute behind, not seeing the small tears beading on the exorcist's eyelashes.
Just wanted to show what they look like in color real quick


