Metal Sonic: What time is it?
Shadow: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Shadow: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Blaze: WHO THE F**K IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Shadow: It’s 2 am

Metal Sonic: What time is it?
Shadow: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Shadow: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Blaze: WHO THE F**K IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Shadow: It’s 2 am
I’m sure this will hit the news soon but just in case it’s not out yet — the Governor of Maryland just signed an executive order tonight declaring Maryland a sanctuary state for trans people seeking gender-affirming care, and for all people who provide such care or help trans people access such care. This executive order includes an explicit refusal to cooperate with law enforcement/prosecutors in any other state where accessing, providing, or helping people access such care is now or will soon be criminalized.
Yes it is absolutely a privilege to be able to travel or to think about moving but if someone can access the resources to move or visit to get what they need to survive and be less likely to be actively targeted for LITERAL EUGENICS AND GENOCIDE, then they should and we should support them.
Please spread the word.
Minnesota is also a sanctuary state, welcome trans people!
If you can't wash it off, paint over it, replace the item, or buff it out, turn a message of hate into one of love! I would never condone someone to do this discreetly and in mere seconds with a quickly concealed permanent marker, for example on a public bench or bus stop. Certainly not anything like whipping out a tat machine and adding to an unconscious white supremacist's existing tattoo. That would be illegal! :) And, dear followers, I would never encourage you to do something that's illegal. So, please only use this when someone has defaced your personal property to avoid breaking the law! Because that would be illegal, and following in the law is always in everyone's best interest. :) .... :) reblogs and even reposts definitely welcome
yoshida you FOOL. he thinks he can mansplain manipulate malewife denji. he doesn't know denji's antibodies from surviving makima's gatekeep gaslight girlboss attack are too powerful.
he is SO pissed off. mister child soldier over here has spent his whole life being terrifying and amoral. thinks he's hot shit with his govt devil hunter high schooler license. he's seething that denji dares to have a sister he loves and who loves him back and also wants the adoration of the masses. in a world where you have to sacrifice bits of yourself to live, denji dares to be a hedonist
this is the most loaded dialogue in the entire toy story mythos
Heritage Post
03/03/2019
Did Woody always know he was a toy or did he have to come to that realization like Buzz?
doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response
I regret to inform you all but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life
they’re opening up a new sister store in a different province and they asked me to do some email correspondence with my joint health and safety counterpart out there to help him get set up and run the team, but they warned me before hand that he was “notoriously difficult” so i was absolutely dreading this thinking “shit, he’s gonna be one of those guys who thinks taking direction is an insult to his masculinity and he’s gonna be rude and suck”
but it turns out he’s just really autistic and needs super clear direction + he writes his emails like a 1911 telegram. i LOVE this guy. i’ve never worked with someone who wrote so clearly and in such detail, and absorbs everything i say. plus whenever he gets an email he responds immediately with “received. response to follow. thank you.” top 10 coworkers of all time. top 5 even.
„Difficult“ the man is literally the only son of a bitch on the planet communicating fucking properly
For me it was my mom. Bold of you to assume my dad was involved in my academic life as a child
I just finished vol. 9 of Chainsaw Man, and oh my gosh it's SO GOOD!!! I love a story that makes me go back and reread scenes now that I know more!!! I love when a story has these little things that make me wonder, "when did that start?" And has me looking for it!!! AAAGGGHHHHHGHHHH IT'S SUCH GOOD WRITING!!!
I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it's this: if you're gonna do it then please take the whole product
Just take the whole pack, please.
This is the worst thing I've seen in my entire life
ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like "peepee yaya". and see, because he learns from me, i can't say "peepee yaya", no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced "peanut butter". and dont even get me started on how he pronounces "shaun the sheep" (shit the shit)
My nephew is 23 years old and I STILL call Spaghetti 'ti'sketti'
15,000 hotel workers in california might strike during anime expo, which is july 1-4. this makes this the largest hotel worker strike in modern us history.
and anime expo is one of the largest events in north america.
Isn't this the one where the CO2 levels get high enough to cause a lil brain damage?
very close! 1,400 ppm is the standard for unhealthy levels of carbon dioxide, where the air quality will cut your cognitive ability in half.
the air at anime expo got above 4,000 ppm.
AX attendees got a little more than a little brain damage. as a treat
not all of it is bad i think….…. we are going to be okay i think.
favorite person at the dyke march was the woman who was clearly actively at work, unloading a catering van(?), but who stopped working while the march was going by so she could just hang out of the van’s side door and go “haha hiii, hiiii” at all the butches going by
I love her
What do you crave while you're on your period? I always crave yogurt
a hysterectomy