i dont wanna be a “student” i wanna be a sleep

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

yall remember “rey will flirt with the darkside in VIII”?……. like she sure did man

Hot take but sign language should be taught in schools as a language option and all cinemas should provide subtitles on all their movie screenings

— Kristen Costello

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

🎃👻🎃👻🎃 HAPPY OCTOBER!!! IT IS OFFICIALLY TIME FOR ALL THINGS HALLOWEEN AND EVERYTHING FALL! SPOOKY MOVIES, WARM APPLE CIDER, CRISP NIGHTS, FUZZY SOCKS, PUMPKIN SEEDS, AND THAT SPOOK IN THE AIR THAT JUST SCREAMS HALLOWEEN!!! 🎃👻🎃👻🎃

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Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking Glass

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Yes 👏

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

wow.

reblogging for all of us that grew up in land locked states, then visit the ocean and are used to just plunging into a lake.

any post more than 4 sentences straight up getting blocked i aint tryna read shit

“morning person??” oh no you’ve misheard me. I’m a mourning person. always in black, talking about ghosts and bones, in a constant state of grief for the unknown dead.

MEEEE THO 😂👏

Modern Fangirling Dictionary

1. I died. MEANS: I am overwhelmed. NOT: I am deceased. 2. OTP MEANS: One True Pairing. NOT: One Time Password. 3. Mom/Dad MEANS: Role Model. NOT: Mother/Father. 4. I hate this. MEANS: I freaking love this. NOT: I deplore this. 5. Slay. MEANS: Show ‘em how it’s done. NOT: Murder. 6. Thanks for ruining my life, see you in hell. MEANS: You mean so much to my life. I’ll never leave this fandom. NOT: A series of insults. 7. Adhkydvkvecibggrxavjnxjxsz MEANS: A state of wordless excitement. NOT: An aneurism.

Also, 8. Rude! MEANS: This gave me a lot of feelings I didn’t ask for. NOT: Discourteous or impolite.

And, 9. How Dare You? MEANS: You are amazing, this is amazing! NOT: And express of indignation.

10. My child/daughter/son MEANS: I care about their well being and happiness. NOT: Offspring. 11. Thanks, Satan MEANS: This made me feel things I wasn’t prepared to, but I am honest enough to admit I liked it. NOT: Devil worshipping.

@ashleybenlove

I have been called out.

More along the lines of needing confirmation that these are indeed the intended meanings in your reviews :D

Essentially, yeah.