You're a Warlock. But instead of drawing power from a higher being, people can choose to donate a portion of their magical power to you. In exchange, they can scry on your adventures and can send telepathic messages to you, as well as make requests. It can get annoying, but you make it work.
“Alright, we’re about to head into the dungeon. Daz has gone ahead to check for traps, but we’re pretty confident -- hey, M’stha’venalth the Destroyer, thanks for the three months, really appreciate it -- yeah we’re pretty confident we got the, uh, we got the thing in the bag, shouldn’t take more than a few sessions at best. Who needs a long rest, am I right? Oh, just got a Sending from Gleek, ‘are you gonna need Darkvision again’, nah, comrade, torches all the way. You know we gotta keep it real around here. Plus I love the burning pitch smell. Okay, good vibe emojis only, viewers, we’re going in!”
I just want to be loved with such intensity that I never feel like im left guessing. I want to know I'm on your mind when I'm not around, I want to know you see things that remind you of me and it makes you smile, I want to know that you don't feel the same comfort anywhere but with me, I want you to remember silly little things about me I want you to see all the weird and ugly parts of me and love me more because of them.
I came out of that horse themed rave even more transgender than before
this was what I was like at the loophoof set
element of honesty
Honestly i simply don't believe a farm girl wouldn't say oh damn cool. Watching animals do shit is like television on a farm
If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.
Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.
Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
I'm gonna keep reblogging this until it works
I had to give a try
I reblogged this yesterday and passed my driving test today,🤩
Please I need some luck in my life 😔😔
Potatoe update:
It worked
I reblogged this yesterday, and absolutely nothing happened.
the only surprise (not really a surprise cause I had a feeling) that came was that my irl friend said that they feel like the opposite gender than they were assigned as at birth (they’re not completely sure though)
i need the luck to fucking memorize this stupid sheet music and not forget once i start marching
good luck Danny :)
"Omgg!! Therians don't identify as animals! We are humans!"
THATS NOT WHAT A THERIAN IS YOU PINECONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ⓘ Pro Tip :
Doggies should NOT have to pay for ANYTHING
ⓘ Pro Tip :
Doggies DON'T have to pay for anything if they're QUICK enough









