jrpgs love to have 1-2 children running in a circle in the middle of every town
funnytwittertweets
good news! your stomach is super dumb! it can’t tell who chewed your food, and if you shove three cups of Qdoba salsa down your throat all your guts are going to see is a boatload of potassium and vitamin A/C!
also this isn’t even some lifehack to trick your brain this is literally how food works, diet/ED and clean-eating culture has fucked us all up and made us believe that fruits and veggies only count if they’re pure, unadulterated & bland, and that by having them with “”“unhealthy”“” things like cheese and salt and bread (or even by blending them together to make them tasty) you’re negating every positive health effect they have - this is bullshit!!! salsa and guac are fruit and veg, and having well-seasoned extremely nutrition-filled veggie-bombs alongside other necessary parts of our diet like dairy fats and carbohydrates is how food is Supposed To Work!!!
Anonymous asked:
Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..
i dont mind when people are annoying online bc i remember back when i was 14 and so annoying online and its fun to be young and not know how to act we’ve all been there. Checks bio. oh theyre older than me
this random trollface comic that almost certainly came from /x/ has lived in my head for so long. its like a brother to me
This would make for a neat world building concept.
I commissioned this gorgeous art from @diakamu as a gift for @angelrinisadork! It’s Ann Takamaki dressed as Bayonetta! Thank you again for making this beautiful art!
The best social sites are the ones where there’s absolutely no status or money to be gained from it’s use
austimpowers
Anonymous asked:
can you like stfu
call your dick rotisserie chicken the way i eat the skin first
maybe tumblr isnt for me
im crying lmao
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