Cute derp tries to catch squirrel. (via joyandtreasure)
Like to charge, reblog to cast…
woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery
me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?
All i want is… financial stability.. nice skin…. fluency in my target languages…
me_irl
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Translate this meme for me, please.
Beep beep, you uber has arived. What the fuck, Oleg?
2020 be like
where’s that tweet about winning at therapy
this one
The Cheetah Girls (2003) // The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch
he is one
tbh I’ve never had my debit card info stolen and I chalk it up to the security number on the back being 666
like if I was a criminal out stealing credit/debit card info and I saw that?
nah man I’m out
damn an whats the numbers on the front
hey…
…got any grapes?







