Los Campesinos! - Life Is A Long Time
Cavemen adorned in white coats & safety goggles working diligently with welding gear and beakers on PROJECT: WHEEL
Cave scientists huddled around a rotating holographic projection of a prototype throwing spear
Wearing full hazmat suits and watching from a bunker 500 meters away as the first berry is picked
A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”
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if (eggs==true){ bring.milk(12) }
Hey Blizzard? You're in a race against a dead horse and still losing, maybe pack it in
shoutout to everyone with forget disorders (adhd, DID/osdd, ptsd/c-ptsd, asd, dementia/alzeheimers, schizophrenia, other psychotic disorders, major depressive, chronically ill/phys disabled people with brain fog, people with long-Covid, natural memory degradation, and etc.)
“why are you wearing a cloak at the bowling alley” it’s my bowling cloak you fucking casual
my dads recently been jokin a lot about “mystic runes” like i asked what we were gonna do when we took a rest stop in santa barbara and he said “look for mystic runes” and then i asked if we were gonna eat or just walk around while my mom shopped and he said “the runes will tell us”
this is the last thing i ever pinned to my dark academia board and i can't ever add anything else. what else is there to say
ORC FACT
got your stupid ass. this is a gnome post. give me all the fucking berries right now
please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog