“Stay hydrated, stay exfoliated, stay fit etc etc” girl, I can’t even stay awake

this is 100% me

A genuine question to those of you who like mint flavor: do you also enjoy the consumption of toothpaste

White people piss me tf off.

Do yall here the pain in that woman’s voice (that woman who speaks Spanish)? That is the pain of someone who has worked day and night to make things happen for herself and her family in this god awful country only to have all of her work be spit on by some stale piece of bread who probably hasn’t had to do half of what the other woman does.

I know this pain well, especially being the child of two immigrant parents and seeing how people reacted when my parents spoke in their mother tongue or when they heard my parents accents. Suddenly any trust or expectations that any (mostly white) person had in them as an employee/house owner/worker etc. was just completely disregarded.

I’m sick and tired of this bullshit and I'ms sick and tired of associating “American” with “white and English speaking” because that’s not what it fucking is.

Yo, I might play around about a lot of things, but I would have given this lady the complete business. The whole “This is America, we speak English” line is sooo tired. Like, she does realize that America doesn’t have an official language, right? So if I wanna walk around speaking fucking Pig Latin then I will. She is batshit crazy and someone needs to put her cranky ass in a home. I’m glad people like this are dying out/are becoming a very small minority, but I still would have had to embarrass the fuck outta her in front of all of IHOP. Y’all need to stay in your lane and stop comin’ for minorities unless you wanna get ribbed.

I don’t know if I’m emotional but hearing the pain in here voice when she yelled “I speak English.” has me bawling right now.

feel old yet?

i wasn’t ready

Handwriting is so cool cause it’s like the written equivalent of the sound of someone’s voice.

I will forever think of handwriting this way now.

(via adrenaline)

i wish people had crushes on me 

the ‘perfect body’ squad

Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

isn’t this all of them

Yes

this post is gold

17 Things I Learned Before Turning 17

1. If people are rushing to get married, they’re probably unsure of the depth of their love. Save your jealousy for something more deserving.

2. Just because someone says they’ll stay with you forever and walks out of your life, doesn’t mean everyone will.

3. It’s okay to build walls, but not to the point that no one can climb them.

4. If the one that got away comes back, leave.

5. If your lover does not notice the second your smile fades, it’s okay. They’re probably still in awe of the beauty your eyes hold.

6. Just because you have been in a relationship with the same person for 3 years does not mean it is meant to be. “I love you” can become nothing more than a routine and if you don’t see your reflection in their eyes when they speak of their future, know that it’s okay.

7. When your best friend relapses, do not scream. She feels guilty enough, remind her of her worth.

8. Taking chances is so much better than regret. So kiss on the first date and skinny dip with your best friend.

9. Say no when they offer you a cigarette, you’re not going to burn the taste of her off your tongue. You’ll be left with a poor addiction and shitty lungs.

10. Parents have spent too many years having stereotypical views drilled into their heads so be patient when they don’t understand your bright and open mind.

11. Don’t forget to always say “drive safe” and “goodnight” and “I love you”, you don’t know what moment could be your last.

12. Remember that the thoughts in your head are only temporary. You will be okay. You will join the stars someday, when the time is right, but never rush it.

13. Stare at yourself in the mirror until you’re comfortable with your reflection. You should learn to love your body before you let someone else embrace it.

14. Mentall illness is just like any other illness so when your doctor recommends medication, don’t deny it because of embarassment.

15. Your words are not bandages. You cannot heal everyone.

16. Just because you’re on honor roll does not mean you’re intelligent. It means you have access to google and can use it well.

17. When she calls you drunk, don’t answer. She may tell you she loves you but by the time she’s sober, you’ll be nothing more than a regret.

Hey do you have this picture in colour?

no sorry :( but i like it

(via whichmemory)

angel post reblog if you're angel

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming