Mi nena menea velame en la favelaaa ✨🫶

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

Forever talking about richarlyson on the flow podcast

TRANSLATION: "can i send a kiss? I want to give a kiss to my son, richarlyson, his turning 2 months old, my son on my little telenovela, his an egg, his a egg, literally a egg, egg format but he has little legs, he wears a brazilian Jersey, his a pertubed brat, terrorist, CRAZY, i love you richarlyson, congratulations happy birthday son, daddy loves you, dad is away but his thinking about you"

whoever thought of the Soul Eater AU for the Nimbasa Trio ur brain is HUGE

DRAG IS NO LONGER BANNED IN TENNESSEE ✨✨

Most of my small comics I’ve made of qsmp :)

there should be more hype for pingu in the little guy hello kitty snoopy moomin community

hes just a sweet kid

anyway i need to tell all my friends i love them immediately

if you are my friend i love you

if you are unsure if you're my friend please refer to this graphic:

i hope this helps

you need to be earnest. you need to tell people that you love them. you need to speak on how you’re feeling honestly. you need to be sentimental. you need to stop letting the fear of other people laughing at you have so much control over how you express yourself. you need to get over yourself. you need to be embarrassing but true.

tumblr now is your chance to allow porn back on the site

whatever i literally dont care 😎 <- cares so much that it feels like my organs are tearing themselves apart in my chest

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

CAN WE TALK about the actor playing Raskolnikov in director Oliver Frljić's version of crime and punishment in Sweden?!?!?

His name is Gustav Lindh and is a Swedish actor famous from series like "Älska mig" (love me) and "Jordskott" (soil shoot)

but those are just my thinkies (cute way of saying thoughts)

penis for your thinkis?

Guess what, coelacanth lovers?

Because of the sheer backlog of coelacanth-related posts, we're now doing

TWO POSTS A DAY

Now at 1pm and 5pm UK time, for all your coelacanth needs.

That's twice as much coelacanth for your dollar!

(pls do not send actual dollars)

werewolf youtubers be like “lycan subscribe” but fungus/alga symbiote youtubers be like “lichen subscribe” but also ions or neutral molecules bonded to a central metal atom or ion youtubers be like “ligand subscribe” thanks ill be here all week 

i ran the whole marathon on this one and you let it flop. i did so much googling.

aristocrat doms delegating corporal punishments to their secretary named after sewing room detritus be like

“hit that sub, Scribe Button”

Hello??????