the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here

okay but as if Nandor actually could kill Guillermo like be fr

Nandor couldn’t have even killed him as a human what would make him think he could kill him as a vampire

oh if you meant sexually then yes

Weird.. feeling kinda eepy all of the sudden. Really eepy even. I wonder why..

If it's teeth look like glass, and it bites off your ass, that's a Moray!

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

im in so much physical pain i might died

disgusting evil bastard muscle

the stingray

Funy how tumblr has become the place people go when there is nowhere else. give us your tired, your sick, and your cringe masses or whatever

thats ●●●●● babe!

Stabbys great grand pappy, Slashy

highlighting @werewolf-boi 's threatening tags

Encounter: security sentries outside the lair of a particularly unhinged villain

the absolute power of “can you dodge me”, i want that on my tombstone

I want a slashy for totally mentally stable reasons