look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

A shooting star around the sky

The Sea Goat’s Treasure….

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yoda

i get so scared. and i get scared again. yuo are never gonna calm me down. i get so scared. and i get scared again. you are never gonna calm me down. i drink a nervous drink. i drink a frightened drink. i drink an anxious drink, i drink a scary drink. i fear the scares that remind me of the scary times. i fear the scares that remind me of the horror times

Relationship progression from encounter to encounter

Every fromsoft character is LGBTQ+

the only soulsborne game to fully get through to my adhd ridden soul 

Soulsborne Final Bosses poorly explained

Dark Souls: God is senile, forcibly retire him.

Dark Souls 2: Lich King Cersei Lannister tricked you into doing her dirty work or Treebeard with the One Ring beats your ass.

Dark Souls 3: Parry all you want, you can’t parry the feels.

Sekiro: Swordsman hatches from grandson, shoots you in face.

Bloodborne: Local paraplegic regains use of legs specifically to kick your ass. Failing that, the moon does it for him.

Elden Ring: Kill God’s malesona and pet amoeba.

he is not making it out of the mangler

a skeleton archer has caused a pileup on the highway

a skeleton archer has caused a pileup on the highway

This is what humans will look like in 2 billion years, if things go according to plan

some of my favourite mgs lore tweets to learn it via osmosis btw

this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

music: Heilung - Traust

not even caesar’s strongest glue could have held The Sticky Man down

thanks @fallout-lou-begas for the text