im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

me after setting one (1) boundary

If you don’t propose with this don’t fuckin bother

It's time

Any one of us. Any one of us could be Taylor Swift behind these URLs

rb w/ a controversial food opinion

@praystations youd obliterate this entire post

-ketchup with absolutely everything you can ever think of that is edible? delicious.

-ranch is not for salads, its for warmed up cereal + milk (it gives it that nice creamy flavor)

-you should eat your oatmeal raw in a cup with water and some paprika sauce for a nice kick

-pineapple mint broccoli pizza is good, but god tier with ketchup

-if you aren’t slathering your chocolate in tahini, who are you?

-skittles ketchup tacos are yummy….

-raisins are for crumbled up fried turkey patties

I have to add the ones from that ask I answered so here:

1. mini banana moonpie ketchup and hard boiled eggs are my go to sandwich ingredients

2. sardines and ketchup and rice make a really nice snack

3. If you don’t have peanut butter or jelly for a pb&j, just use tahini and ketchup

4. Warm oatmeal and ranch is even better than cinnamon apple oatmeal

5. Mint choco chip ice cream + orange juice in a blender is a really tasty smoothie

Ranch?????

CEREAL??!?!!

What if I don’t?

Let this be a warning.

dark hannah montana

show me the worst of both worlds

My pussy is mysterious. Puzzling

Anyone else got a confounding and bamboozling pussy? Call me

You need to see a gynecologist

Idk which plague doctor needs to hear this but no matter what anyone says, your knowledge of herbs is immense and your beak is huge

Bigfoot is NOT fake

She is kind and giving and my friend. I will protect her. Once she brought me a handful of leaves and smooth river stones and i said, thank you ..

Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.

stopping at an understaffed, overcrowded fast food restaurant while on a road trip and crouching over your phone with your chicken sandwich at a corner table like a weary adventurer eating a bowl of unidentifiable stew at a nameless inn, the only one for miles of moor and wood, taking in the chatter around you but speaking to none before pulling your cloak back up over your head and taking t' the road once more

just like a beleaguered spacefarer finding the only station for lightyears around and hearing a billions languages you’ve never dreamt of as you idly munch a protein slab with beans on it

adventurers is the same

me and the girls whenever we see a scrumptious fruit platter

day ? of quarantine moodboard

Rapunzel reading a book (after John William Waterhouse's The Missal painting)

*butler hands me a wax-sealed envelopè* your callout post, sir

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

he needs a paint job 

im physically nauseous 

New York on Pause. 3/18/2020.