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which shlocky horror movie do you think has the most latent energy/power? personally my heart tells me it's jason x... mostly because it's just so special but also because there's a dark power in creating a continuity where hockey was outlawed in 2024

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rob zombies halloween 2 is so sad and dreamy it makes me feel like some kind of weird curse is being cast on me… also fitting this vibe is nightmare on elm street 2 but i recommend watching that one with like… red wine and a plot summary and an essay about the queer reading of the film or smthn..

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also if you like jason x you NEED to watch alien resurrection bc it’s kind of a ripoff of that.

which shlocky horror movie do you think has the most latent energy/power? personally my heart tells me it's jason x... mostly because it's just so special but also because there's a dark power in creating a continuity where hockey was outlawed in 2024

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rob zombies halloween 2 is so sad and dreamy it makes me feel like some kind of weird curse is being cast on me… also fitting this vibe is nightmare on elm street 2 but i recommend watching that one with like… red wine and a plot summary and an essay about the queer reading of the film or smthn..

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let’s give it up for the pearl slugs!

woo! yeah!

yeahah!! woo! woohoo!

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yeah! woo yeahah!

woohoo! yeah! woo!

just realized the difference between (never)ending conversations in the modern day vs talking to people in the phone era is like. HANG UP ON HIS ASS. end of conversation goodbye. clack. i am walking away from the telephone.