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Too Emotionally Invested In Space

@wizardinglizards

Hi I'm Kate and I really like lizards
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mesopelagic

did anyone else have the fucking. dolphin girls at school

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mesopelagic

they were like horse girls except they couldnt ht gfbfnfbnfj eb do sorry a mojth started attacking me

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mesopelagic

its dive bombing me like its world war 2 im just tryn to shit

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mesopelagic

toilet roll now controlled by enemy forces

anyway dolphin girls where like horse girls but since they couldnt get their own dolphins they always had 24 books called like “sparkle glimmer cove” wherever they went

i feel like you physically could not attack an orangutan like if you tried they would just look you in the eyes and a wave of inhuman calmness would wash over you

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ratguzzler

orangutan got him

orangutan got him

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surprisebitch
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fuckheads-revenge

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

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officialwayneenterprises

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

Rami Malek is really an icon….there he goes playing main character on a critically acclaimed hacker show….there he is alongside Ben Stiller as a cute pharaoh……there he is in some horror game about wendigos and serial killers or whatever Until Dawn was…….there he is as Freddie Mercury…….what can’t this man do

this is vampire rami malek from twilight erasure 

All of the incredibles represent a disorder: Violet - anxiety Dash - ADHD Mr Incredible - too strong Mother Incredible - ??? Baby - exploding child

Mother Incredible - MILF

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

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aloohra

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

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captain-crayon

That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???

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rasec-wizzlbang

thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too

W h y   a r e    y o u    d o i n g   t h i s   t h e n?

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rasec-wizzlbang
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goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

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toriana2nice

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

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legitimatelala

😨

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one-for-all-plus-ultra

“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” Dumbledore asked calmly.

The word ‘calmly’ can hold different meanings in different circumstances. If you were to pass someone a bucket of water calmly when their house was burning down, it could suggest that you were the sort of brave individual who was always prepared to combat the sources of arson when they occur. If you were to ask a nervous bank teller to fill a sack with money while calmly pointing a gun at their head, it might mean that you were the kind of villainous person who practiced such odious and criminal activities on a regular basis. Or if, like me, you were to sit calmly typing the next chapter of your chronicle in the lives of some unfortunate young children, while all around you the kitchen of the reputable restaurant that you were hiding in was slowly filling with sand, it would indicate that you have a life that is often filled with peril and misfortune, and that you were bound by duty to complete your task, no matter how miserable.

Of course, the word ‘calmly’ is never used to indicate a person flying into a rage and shouting your words angrily. ‘Angrily’ is in fact an antonym of ‘calmly’, an antonym being a word with entirely the opposite meaning of the original, such as ‘villain’ and ‘volunteer’, ‘birthday party’ and ‘tragic fire’, or ‘author’ and ‘happy person’.

Now, obviously, a well-read and distinguished director of cinema would never mistake a word with its antonym. That would be preposterous, a word which here means ‘create an incredibly out of character scene and confuse the audience.’

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thebrainofalbertwily

Did you just Lemony Snicket “Calmly™”

was thinking earlier about how relatively happy i feel and not as fucking depressed about my lack of new friends as i thought i would be but! nevermind! my whole entire floor just like went to a party without me, like literally said bye to me, and all left together before i even knew what was going on. my therapists gonna love this