would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
so gaze upon this wretched thing and know that it is love
tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large
i hope everyone here knows when i say "woe ____ be upon ye" im not saying woe because said thing is bad im saying woe to invoke the image of me throwing whatever im talking about at you eminem style
HELL YEAH LADIES
Op of the original post was a terf (despite the Barbie movie being openly trans positive) so I stole it 😋
aziraphale and crowley have broken up without dating like three times now they're truly the lgbt representation we deserve
there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home
like if youre at home right now just take a minute to be like UGH yes im at home
"i want a boyfriend" "i want a girlfriend" well i want to stop being so fucking sleepy
i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw
would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no