when I'm in a giving autistic people sensory overload competition and cars that their owner made louder on purpose walks in 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I want to bludgeon anyone with a loud car
what pisses me off about that is he knows it can cause overload but does it anyways
If you ever wanna break a mirror, use your elbow. It's a little more resilient and you can always use the excuse "I sit at a desk for work/hobbies" for why your elbow is so bruised.
Tee hee. Woops
in minecraft of course
hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill
idk how my parents can live they way they do. how are you a nine inch nails fan but also homophobic
what did you think this song was about
Yeah
I will not stand for this oatmeal slander, oatmeal with butter and fresh jam is one of the greatest things on this goddamn planet.
they got oatmeal propagandists on here now?
Have you ever tried oatmeal with peanut butter, it's fucking delicious
the oatmeal feds took down your first account and replaced you
just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY
25/26
i wasnt finished yet
oh my bad
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
26/26
it's taking me so much strength to not eat the vanilla coconut soap i use in the shower because holy shit it smells tasty
If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one's stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don't hold back.
ok the dumb little story turned into a lot of work why does this always happen
It’s now 2Am and I’m awake because I weirdly feel sad for Grimace. Why am I like this?
Grimace did nothing wrong
taking my puppygirl to go pee because she was whining
bitch what
shoo straight person go look at a stock market or something
we literally need more and better feminism
we need ugly gross disgusting feminism again without conforming to aesthetics and advertisement companies i want pit hair i want leg hair i want weird haircuts i want to get rid of diet culture and ads for pink razors and make-up i want women to reject biological determinism and push away from the overwhelming tradwife narratives that social media feeds everyone ('natural hormone cycles' and 'divine feminine' and all of that shit) etc. i want more women working i want heterosexual relationships to get more balanced i also want it to be a norm for heterosexual couples to assess role assignments in the relationships and think critically about why they want children i want having children not to be something people just do because it is expected of them. I want a dyke for president. Etcetera
vergil sparda is the worlds first 44 year old teenage girl
ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners
this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings
S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.
A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great
B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing
C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky
F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing
are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.
Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.
via @wrenrouge
the red beads taste the best
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
Found out Swanky Kong died in the Mario movie need a minute to process
No Lakitu
No Iggy
Swanky Kong dying
This is absolutely not MY Mario Movie
Me in the pussy if I'm being honest.
This made me nearly bite a pencil in half in enraged memory.
@ THE REST OF MY ANCIENT HISTORY CLASS; Y’ALL ARE WELCOME FOR THAT FUCKIN A THE REST OF YOU DID NO GODDAMN WORK FOR
This made me nearly
bite a pencil in half in
enraged memory.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
