love potion No. 9

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Anonymous asked:

Roy fucking Jamies thighs to 'show him the movements/tempo' because anytime Jamie is allowed to fuck Keeley he is just all over the place

YEAH 💗

They hardly ever let Jamie fuck her, so his stamina is wrecked, and he gets overwhelmed and can't keep a good pace 😔 Roy wants to ~teach him~ without actually fucking him (bc he doesn't deserve to feel good if he can't get Keeley off first) and his thighs are like the perfect way to do that 💕

Anonymous asked:

Idk if jamies password was literally 123, no one should be trying to get in his shit! He deserves privacy!

Exactly. He definitely made a mistake and didn't protect himself as well as he could have, but that doesn't mean he deserved to be hacked and have his files leaked

Anonymous asked:

I've always wondered why Jamie's mom wasn't at the game in Mom City?? I know she saw it from home but I wish Jamie could've seen her cheer him on :(

I think she was avoiding James honestly. Like out of concern for her safety. The overwhelming majority of men who abuse their children also abuse their children's mothers :( The vibe I got was that she would've liked to be there to support him, but he understands that she can't and it's not an issue

To be honest I don't think the audience sees even close to the full extent of what Jamie and Georgie went through with James. I think the whole picture would be too heavy for TL, so they just imply that it was worse than we realize. In Beard After Hours (which was a genre-bend episode, so one of the only times we see their world without Lassogoggles) we really get to see how violent and scary James actually is (like. Capable of murder) which clarifies Georgie's avoidance of the whole football scene imo

I know Keeley doesn’t want kids but would seeing Jamie hold a baby (seeing from a safe distance) make her want to impregnate him? Or is that just separate?

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I think yes for a second. She watches him cuddling a baby and briefly thinks about how badly she wishes he could have HER baby :( but then the baby spits up and she starts gagging and is like ok nvm

Anonymous asked:

I think that like. Keeley should get grind on his thigh more. Why don’t we have Keeley grinding on his thighs more? Look at those! And she can tease him with it like, it looks like she’s going for his dick but no.

!!!!! Jamie's thighs are sooo thick and firm she would LOVE them

This would drive him CRAZY. She's so wet and hot and she's right next to where he needs her, but she pins his hands above his head and refuses to give him what he wants bc she likes to watch him whine and beg and try to hump up into nothing <33

Will never be over Roy’s canonical kinks of

  1. Humiliation (“you’re an ugly ugly boy with bad hair”)
  2. Puppy play (“mush!”)
  3. Voyeurism (“I get off to people having sex in the woods because I could never be that free”)
  4. CBT (the red dick strings)
  5. Bondage (see 2. And 4.)
  6. Power exchange (“I thought you said I couldn’t have beer.” “You’re with me so it’s okay.”)

7. Sadism (“we don’t start counting until it hurts”)

roy starting to get gray hair and being really self conscious about it (and kind of scared of getting older bc even though he’s retired and isn’t worried about not playing football anymore, i feel like hed still really have that fear) and he’s so prepared for jamie to make fun of him for it, like call him grandad or something (or worse, just not want to be with him anymore bc he’d realize just how old roy is or something) but jamie thinks it’s the hottest thing he’s ever seen in his entire life. like he just goes absolutely feral. he loves it so much and will not stop telling roy (and showing him) how hot he thinks it is and how much he loves it. like he’d just be so insane about it i know it