mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

loving and being loved is feeling the sun from both sides

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

THE BABIES

my heart !!!!

Cuties

Nobody said it was easy It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh, take me back to the start 

THIC FAT BABY FRENCHIES MASTER POST [X/X]

Thicc

@wateringmyplants

when a common pokemon with 10 CP has the audacity to dodge or get out of the pokeball 

Me

you: hey

me, with 25 wikipedia tabs open on cryptids, megafauna, & extraterrestrials: what?

me to to the demons that are corrupting my soul

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

this is so fucking relaxing

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad