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I think the sale price of a game is intimately connected to its quality actually, I wouldn't be as harsh on a game for being short or having shallow gameplay if it didn't cost me 60 big ones, I mean 60 bungles that's blockbuster money, for 60 chonkies I want something big and meaningful that will stick with me, 60 whammies should not result in something I play for 2 days and put away

Elden Ring is the obvious shoo-in for GOTY not because it's a AAA game but because it's the only AAA game so far this year that really earned its 60 moneys price tag

If you're charging $60, your game better be around six times as good as Undertale.

In early Japanese copies of Super Mario 64, skipping the introductory Lakitu dialogue by performing a triple jump off the side of the hill to the right of the castle and then landing on the bridge by jumping off the castle roof while dying at the same time will cause the game to not progress. Lakitu will appear but not talk to Mario, and the game will not react to any input while both of them continue looking at each other forever.

In all other versions of the game, this was somewhat fixed (in the sense of avoiding the game becoming unplayable) by having Lakitu first talk to Mario normally, and then Mario dying immediately after the dialogue ends.

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In the main menu of Super Mario Advance 4, Mario will run up to whichever of the two subgames is highlighted. Quickly changing the highlight back and forth between the two with correct timing will cause him to become caught in a cycle of turning away to run away, and turning back to run back, appearing to dance, as shown in the footage.

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Block Breaking ‘Super Mario Bros. 3’ NES

Louie’s worst nightmare

every time i start a new pikmin 4 run, i forget oatchi doesnt know how to swim right away.

every time i walk into water, this loyal lovable loaf follows me, flounders back to shore crying with gusto and gives me the most sopping look of betrayal.

And then they Crashed

My absolute favorite thing about the Pikmin series after growing up only knowing it from smash bros is learning how much of a family man/wife guy Olimar is. I didn't even know he TALKED until like last year but now I would die for this tiny little family.

*blows a kiss down at the dirt* for Captain Olimar

(as a side note, I've experienced Pikmins 2,3, and 4 by watching the Frankenbugs Streams, which are very fun go check them out! Pikmin 4 playlist is here)

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There is a phone booth known as the “Telephone of the Wind” on a hill overlooking the ocean in Otsuchi Town in northeastern Japan. It is connected to nowhere, but people come to “call” family members lost during the 2011 earthquake and tsunami. [1, 2, 3]

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

burned honey knows what’s up

I did not know this about firemen

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

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BAE-sy

I can take it I promise 🛐🛐

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Well there's the problem. They didn't strap down the load.

Forgot to slap it and say "that ain't goin nowhere!"

So that's where all the rubber ducks came from