Finished my revisit through Nioh 1 before going back to the sequel
First of all, jesus tumblr has changed a lot since I last used it.
Streams can be found here but its roughly 17 and a half hours worth, and thats leaving out many of the side missions
preliminary thoughts will be written below about missions, bosses, and some misc thoughts
short guys saying they can’t get a date is always so funny to me. im 5’6” and people want to throw me around like a chew toy I don’t know what you’re doing wrong
women will dm me and tell me how much they want to swing me at a wall (flirtatiously) and men buy me cars and houses due to my beauty and it’s all because I’m the human equivalent of a purse dogy
& the very idea of not being able to collect past books is like kind of shitty if someone doesn't play a season they're fucked essentially
im literally always saying this
WRONG POST. WRONG POST
in ‘the creation of adam’, Man lies back indolently, reaching out idly in response to the forwards-thrusting touch of divinity, well within reach but lacking the drive to take it, representing the naive state of original mankind, unburdened by consciousness or desire.
In this fascinating modern take, however, the artist instead shows Man as a driving force, frantically throwing aside all barriers and restrictions in pursuit of his goal: a goal which remains impossible to reach. Fast food, representing compromise for survival in the face of an uncaring and overstressing world, hangs awkwardly in the center of an uncrossable abyss. Note the use of highly-rendered tensed musculature to imply physical effort, emphasized by the contrast with loose, hanging fabric, and also the lack of effort on the part of the employee: She is trying, and were she reach out just a little further, then through their collaboration would Man attain his goal. But, the strictures of her position allow only a certain amount of human generosity and kindness. The structures we build as humanity prevent us from doing all that we can to help one another, and this remains true even when presented with a fellow human willing risk death, to survive.
the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not
you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot
other assorted roles may include
- retrieval team for objects in the backseat
- custodian of the parking garage tickets
- "All clear my way"
- en-route dining concierge
- announcing "Horses!" when there are horses
Don't forget the Tommy Gun
was this really necessary
Periodically I tell my spouse "here, this is that cat I'm always telling you about, look, she's amazing" and he is usually like "that is...definitely...some variety of animal" and I cannot wait for his reaction to this.
Oh God @ms-demeanor I need an update on Large Bastards reaction
it was "oh, she's rock climbing."
the best part about making someone else’s post viral is not having to deal with the notes.