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Death has no victory & satan has already lost

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Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

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So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

There was also an 1893

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s
 this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

This is worse than the math post

Just to rectify a little thing: the baby isn’t mentioned to be 2 years old but 2 months old (“ñgĂ© de deux mois”, mois means month in french).

Have you ever seen a baby

ok yes mois means months, but the number there is twenty-three (aka roughly two years) not two

what two-month-old is that size with that much hair lmfao

In my experience two year olds can only manage one or two pears before slumping to the floor like fruit bats too heavy to fly, so that’s the next part of this very simple post we should focus on

When Tim is feeling salty towards Bruce, he types up his mission reports completely in emojis

The reports are still long and detailed but they are simply illegible to Bruce and he's trying to explain this to Tim

Tim: there's nothing wrong with my reports, they have all the detail you usually ask for

Bruce: Tim, these are nonsense, nobody can read these

Steph walks up and looks over Bruce's shoulder at the reports

Steph, engrossed in reading the report: Holy shit, Tim! Killer Croc attacked you with a laser gun he stole?! Where the fuck did he get a laser gun?

Tim: *motioning toward Steph in a 'see? it's totally understandable' way*

Bruce: *baffled bat noises*

Anonymous asked:

Why did tje batfam get detention (wrong answers only)

Dick: claiming to be a licensed hairdresser working out of the bathroom

Jason: showing up to spirit day as the ghost of finals past

Tim: changing the school's email domain to @metropolis.edu

Damian: telling people his father is Batman

Duke: assigning people HP in a schoolyard fight

Cullen: replacing the orchestra's sheet music with Sugar We're Going Down

Stephanie: setting up a taco assembly line in gym

Cassandra: doing an interpretive dance of the digestive system

Barbara: filing her family's taxes during a test

Harper: shooting paintballs in art class

Carrie: pretending to have rabies

Kate: giving a presentation on a shipwreck that doesn't exist

Alfred: hazing Elton John

Selina: renting out the supply closet as a tiny house

Bruce: paying someone to go to detention for him

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