the art of book covers
I look forward to future history classes when kids have to learn how people coped during a global pandemic by being completely invested in a boat for six days and then continue to bring it up like it was the greatest event in human history (because it is)
My English teacher was talking about reading a world history book, and she mentioned there was a canal in it. She couldn't remember the name. I suggested the Suez Canal and she pointed at me with her eyes wide, saying I was right, and my entire class was staring at me like Girl. How did you know that. I only knew it bc my mom made me listen to the same world history audiobook series over and over again, and apparently the only canal that was relevant in world history is the Suez.
Also the memes, but I wasn't about to tell my class that everyone on this one obscure website I use was memeing about the canal getting jammed.
hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!
scream 'aesthetic' parents are house of leaves-ing their kids
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adding these tags bc i didnt know this but also can u imagine being stuck in blurry beige hell OPIGBFOBRTG
Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results
- Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey
- One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling.
- Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy.
- There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness.
- Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle.
- At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment.
- There is also a Beer Bottle Scene.
- Katya fakes her death.
crazy that Goncharov (1973) will be 50 years old in a few months because it seems like it just came out yesterday
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that
