Gotta love Party Poison. He is a trans man. She is a trans woman. They are nonbinary. They are pangender. They are agender. He is a GNC man. She is a GNC woman. He is a lesbian. She is a gay man. They are genderfluid. They use all pronouns. Xe uses neopronouns. Party Poison uses no pronouns. They are pan. They are ace. They are all and none of the above.

Can all the lesbians on my dash just hand the pretty girl a shiny rock or something already? I’m worried about you guys.

S c a r y

You go out there and claim your happy ending right now young lady. Grab it by the horns.

Pretty girls with horns???

Nope, no, it’s… it’s an expression.

I want a pretty girl with horns…

I’ve decided to not make motivational posts directed at lesbians anymore.

That’s fair.

Wait but is there a pretty girl with horns?

This post is over, lesbians. Go home.

every time I get a new follower I always wonder why this person decided to follow me so please tell me what made you follow me

PLEASE I’m curious

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Can’t Risk it

I need to smoke weed with this bitch

wet and sticky is very icky

sticky and wet makes mommy upset

the way they just dropped this bomb and did not follow up. king

so i dug into this…

although they did send this ask to multiple people, someone in the comments suggested it was senator mike folmer (resigned in 2019)

https://www.pennlive.com/news/2019/09/after-former-pa-sen-folmers-arrest-experts-discuss-social-medias-role-in-child-porn-investigations.html

the email address that senator mike folmer used to sign up for tumblr was jaymichael143@yahoo.com

did you know you can look users up by email if you go to your following page? i didn’t lol but if you enter his address

you get a snarky message from tumblr staff about your choice to follow the account they closed for child pornography run by a US senator, which was hoser44… of course, all the posts are gone

however, if you enter hoser44.tumblr.com into the wayback machine, there are results

verdict:

inconclusive. mike folmer did not run a steven universe blog. he ran a MILF blog, which was shut down for posting child pornography. perhaps the anon is referring to a different republican senator…?

HELLO?????

If “I love myself” still feels fake, try “no matter how I feel about myself, I’m not actually the only exception to basic human compassion.”

god really took everything from us in 2020. can’t even log on and play my fashion games anymore….

at least i can still go peepee in my jorts 🥰

you should be put down

AOC evacuating the capitol, Jan. 6th 2020

Although I love AOC and I do believe she could serve looks with the best of them...this is clearly Dua Lipa lol

There’s so much to discuss about this post. Dua, the incorrect date, the link leading to something you absolutely do not expect. I love it.

I… how 2020 is it that Grimes has come out as tumblr user sixpenceee… should I even be surprised at this point? What’s next, Elon has a superwholock ao3 fanzine?

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

@cannibal-alice

This is such a good article though

The argument Pinto makes is that the story and the doll normalize 24-hour surveillance in the mind of a child, which makes them susceptible to more passively accept police-state surveillance as adults.

It’s based in a theory that was developed by Jeremy Bentham and popularized by Michel Foucault in which students, prisoners, factory workers and others were thought to function better (for whatever value of better) in a system called a panopticon, in which an individual is potentially under surveillance 24-hours a day, but never actually KNOWS whether or not he or she is being surveilled. 

In addition to the problem of normalizing surveillance in the mind of a child, this also forces the child into a situation where they never feel like they are free to simply be themselves; they are forced to be “on their best behavior” at all times, unable to relax and make mistakes and do the job of growing up and being a child, because they never know if the elf is spying on them, ready and waiting to report back to Santa Claus that they’ve been bad.

Here is a link to the paper that the article is talking about

My co-worker got Elf on the Shelf for her four-year-old daughter last year, and was so freaked out by her daughter’s sudden and complete change in behaviour (uncharacteristically worried and anxious, while trying to be on her ‘best’ behaviour that she never kept up for family or at school) that she stuffed Elf in the garbage after a week, telling the daughter that the Elf had to go back to the North Pole to help Santa with Christmas. 

Also read the paper linked above, it’s a good one.

I hate this entire concept so much.

the creators of this monstrosity are exactly what you would expect

(source)

the weirdest part for me is that the Elf on the Shelf clearly started as a cheap, popular type of 1950s Christmas decoration

these little suckers are called “knee-hugger elves.” they were mass-manufactured in Japan in the ‘50s and ‘60s, and you can get them at most antique malls for like 50 cents apiece around the holidays

(if you want one, which is a desire I can’t remotely comprehend. but to each their own)

or you can spend $29.95 for the official Elf On the Shelf book, figure, and childhood trauma

As I’ve already said on Twitter: Elf on the Shelf is bad. Encouraging the surveillance state is bad. If you want to do Santa, make sure to decouple Santa bringing gifts from “being good” so that you aren’t raising your kids to think that consumerism is great and poor kids who didn’t get shit are provably bad. Then, when you tell them the secret about Santa, you make sure to do it earlier than you expect to have to, and you bring them in on the secret - it is the responsibility of everyone who knows the truth to BE Santa. No bullshit qualifiers, no manipulating behavior.

No naughty list. No nice list. Just kindness and treating people with dignity. Where is Santa all the other days of the year? Supporting direct goddamn action to improve the lives of others.

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

Thanks! I hate it

Going fishing:

current gender: saying I’m a woman is weird and saying I’m not a woman is also weird

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