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@wintersoldierisbae

She/they / MCU / Supernatural / Hannibal / Sherlock

Knives out and Glass Onion work bc it brings the role of mystery solving detective out of brooding tortured genius and back to its rightful place as Friendly Weirdo In a Little Outfit

Just found out Brahmas chickens exist. Seeing those dudes really reminds me that they’re related to the t-rex. Look at this dude:

You must be saying, but that is just a regular rooster.

WRONG

At this point you’re probably sweating, maybe shaking and crying saying, surely that child is just short, but again you’d be

WRONG

They are big.

I got tagged in this and I should note: Of all the chicken breeds I've met, these are the gentlest and friendliest. Also very somft. All three I've gotten to handle have wanted to cuddle, and they're very warm, like cats.

Anonymous asked:

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

The plot twist at the end of a random thriller/horror story: Surprise, bitch! The serial killer is still alive, haunting the protagonist, causing mayhem in the world!

Me: wh-what... but the evil was defeated...! everything was finally ok...!!! why are you doing this to me!? I'll have nightmares!!!

The plot twist at the end of Strangers From Hell: HAHAHAHAHA FOOL the evil dentist isn't dead YOU MORON

Me:

ALIEN BLUES - STRANGERS FROM HELL MEME

I made a small animatic from strangers from hell bc this song fits joong-woo perfectly and I just can't ignore it