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Daily Batfam Interactions

Batsis: Damian, you're emotionally constipated.
Damian: I am not constipated at all!
Jason: Bruce, I need $5,000.
Bruce: Why the hell do you need $5,000?
Jason: For an escape room.
Bruce: What kind of escape room costs $5,000?
Jason:
Bruce:
Jason: Jail.
Jason, making dumpling soup and dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time Joker killed me.
Batsis and Dick, in tears: WHAT?!
Tim: What are you, 5?
Jason: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.
Tim:
Jason: Please don't kill me.
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Mix of DP and DC ideas

So a mix between "Ghost King Danny", "Papa Danny", "Danny son of Bruce Wayne and "Catwoman" " and "Cult sacrifice children to the Ghost King".

So over the years that Danny was King, few cults sacrificed children to him but finally stopped after he destroyed them himself. As for the children who had no other place to go, Danny just adopted them all. And already had around 4 children, 5 with Dani.

Emma, Mia, Ethan, Noah, and Lily—Danny was pretty protective of them all. And made sure they had a good childhood and a good time, with at least a few Ghost Guardians with them.

Pariah's soldiers, the skeletons, were not very smart or strong, but they were really loyal, and he could trust them to get the job done.

Time skip

It was Dani's first job.

It is an internship at Wayne Enterprises, and many people looked at Dani, thinking she was a new Wayne adopted child.

Tim thought the same, as she looked like the Martha Wayne picture he saw. So he did a DNA test that came back positive that they were related, but she wasn't Bruce's child.

Then he met her Father, Daniel Fenton, and her adopted siblings. He truly was like Bruce, adopting children after children. He read about Dr. Danny Fenton who was also a pretty influential person who worked for NASA.

But for Tim, meeting Danny face-to-face was like meeting Ra's al Ghul again for the first time. He has no idea why, but he was nothing like Bruce.

But you could see Danny loving his children; Bruce would be happy about the many grandchildren; Tim could see it already.

A/N For Adult Danny Body, just google Sung Jin-woo that kind of body and muscle

Johnny hits Jason with his bike ("we were supposed to go through him babe!" "But we didnt!") which knocks Jason unconscious. Kitty sees he's a ghost and is like "its a baby!" gif and refuses to leave him there.

Jason wakes up to the weirdest coddling experience of his (after)life. After many many tries he cannot successfully escape the growing group of concerned ghosts who are doing the coddling

Two days later Batman issues a search for his missing son, becoming more and more distressed when the batfam finds no leads

Danny is getting anxious because he hasn’t seen any of his Rogues in over a week. Not even Box Ghost! So he goes to the Zone and finds a giant, glowing puppy pile (with blob ghost pillows). He’s baffled and intrigued and a little jealous.

“Have you guys always had cuddle piles and just never invited me?”

Kitty informs him about the “baby” and everyone begrudgingly shifts around so Danny can meet him…

“Is that the fucking RED HOOD?!”

(“Cool name, little dude,” says Johnny)

Adding Danny angst because how could I not.

Jason has been resurrected for at least 4 years now since he’s the Red Hood for this. Probably longer since Danny was able to recognize him immediately.

Danny is still 14 for this, meaning he’s only been a half ghost for less than a year.

He’s as baby as baby can get but none of the ghosts ever treated him like this.

He didn’t get cuddle piles.

He didn’t get coddling or coos.

All Danny got was shot at, hunted, electrocuted, burned, beat up, caged, mind controlled, thrown around, and just generally harmed by nearly every single ghost in that cuddle pile.

Where was this behavior for him? What did he do that meant he was treated like a enemy?

Danny stared at the group of ghosts who had all at some time or other hurt him. Sure maybe a few times he hit first, but they’d never given him a reason to think they wanted anything more than a fight.

Except the Dairy King. Who he met once.

“He can’t stay here.” Danny said, his voice icy and bitter as he crossed his arms. He didn’t care if this was Red Hood, The Avenger of Gotham. The only hero adjacent person besides Martian Manhunter Danny thought might be able or willing to protect him. “He goes back to Gotham after he sees Frostbite.”

Danny was angry and hurt, but that didn’t mean he was cruel. Whatever fucked up chemical concoction of Ecto he’d been exposed to was bad. So he would get tHe BabY a check up.

“But-!” Kitty protested and clutched the fucking Red Hood, tighter. “I’ve already adopted! He’s only four Phantom!”

ONLY-!? Danny felt his eyes flash as anger spiked. He ignored the way Hood flinched and pressed a little closer to Kitty. He hadn’t accepted the bond yet but did take the comfort.

Hood gets the hug first because there is a sudden and extremely important sidebar

Danny’s rogues need to confer

Because….. it tracks

Kid’s running around developing a new power every other fight, and having so much trouble with them they all assumed he just… didn’t use most of them

Like he was out of shape after being an asshole and avoiding everyone for centuries

Frostbite’s protectiveness suddenly makes a new and terrible sense, but most of them never actually go to the Far Frozen because it’s Far so they never asked

Kitty just. Stage whispering. “Are we child abusers you guys?????”

Walker desperately checking the Rules to work out how long he needs to lock himself up for

Skulker having a Full Mental Crisis because that is a Baby he has been hunting a BABY getting his ass kicked by a BABY

Fucking DANNY has recovered in his new brother’s arms before they’ve worked it out, cried himself out and snuggled long enough to start wondering what’s going on

They wind up just

Watching

As the Ghost Zone has a collective meltdown trying to work out what’s going on

Clockwork meanwhile is back home with the popcorn he’s been awaiting for this one

They start trying to make it up to Danny. If he thought they were annoying and intrusive before, oh just wait.

Lunch Lady personally caters his every lunch. (And when she finds out that his food at home isn't safe, dinner, too.)

Ember barges into his room to put on private concerts. Or takes over the school auditorium during those annoying assemblies no one actually likes. The other students love it.

Skulker starts leaving him rare knickknacks he found around the zone.

Boxy actually gives him a box.

And so on and so forth. He sees multiple ghosts every single day. They approach to give him something whether he's in human form or ghost form. It becomes even harder to hide it from his parents.

(They only pretend to not notice. They are behind the bushes with binoculars trying to figure out this new, strange ghost behavior.)

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Day 1 - Celestial diary

Guess who's making a comic page per day? Granted I'll keep them in storyboard-level quality and I might not be able to keep the pace all the way, but there will be an attempt for sure. I'm also using my redesigns for the cast this time around!

In the light of recent events I have to make it clear that Sulfus is more than eligible as a tumblr sexyman and the only thing stopping him from being one is Angel's Friends being niche

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I AM SO ANGRY AMETHYST IS RESISTENT TO THE OCCASIONAL BATH BUT THE GEODE CRUST CERTAINLY ISN’T LITERALLY MINERALS BREAKING DOWN BY BEING PULVERIZED WITH HOT WATER IS HOW GEODES FUCKING CRYSTALIZES IN THE FIRST PLACE AND YOUR TAKING A GEODE THAT BIG AND TURNING IT INTO THE PERMANANT WATER CONTAMINATE AND BACTERIAL CESS POOL THAT IS A SINK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU NEVER GONNA USE TOOTHPASTE OR FUCKING SOAP SO IT DOESN’T EAT A HOLE THRU THE BOTTOM OF YOUR FUCKING SINK YOU GODDAMN GOON WHY DON’T YOU JUST MAKE A STOVE OUT OF CARDBOARD OR A DOOR OUT OF TISSUE PAPER??? WHY DONT YOU MAKE PIPES OUT OF FUCKING SMARTIES CANDY OR TABLE LEGS OUT OF PLAY DOUGH FUCK YOU BUDDY IF I WALKED INTO A PLACE AND HAD TO CLEAN A BATHROOM AND SAW THAT SHIT I WOULD BREAK YOUR FUCKING SKULL OPEN WITH A STEEL PIPE

I’m guessing you’re a geologist?

DP x DC prompt. April 27.

“Because death is the only thing that could have ever kept him from you.” ― Ally Carter

Ember and Roy sing near Jason’s grave. Dani and Bizarro clap hands.

Danny closes Jason’s eyes and Jason tries to guess his gift.

Jazz tells best way how to hang a pinata (Joker) on a tree near the hedge to Fright Knight and Dan.

The Ghost Writer makes the tea.

Bruce *opens his mouth*.

Alfred *closes it*: Don’t touch the child. It’s his Death Day. *passes cookies to Ghost Writer and Artemis*

Damian pulls out a knife and sneaks in to the Joker.

Dick: Damian, no!

Tim: Take this *shows him a bat*

Dick: Better.

Cass *nods*.

The face of a lad who's about to cause problems on purpose.

Return of the Ghost Physics Cloak; ft. One unnecessarily large portal (show off), the Crown of Frost, ice spear, and most importantly, Snowflake, the War Horse.