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@winter-melone / winter-melone.tumblr.com

24 💫 she/her 💫 aquarius 💫 ravenclaw 💫 german 💫 dead dad's club 💫 sometimes I write things
Neil Jordan: *while doing iwtv* Wait what was the name of the reporter boy again?
Anne Rice: What?
Neil Jordan: The guy who interviews the vampire.
Anne Rice:
Neil Jordan: Daniel something.
Anne Rice: Who the hell is Daniel.
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Members of the "Curly haired, black wearing disasters who fell in love with a murdererous European" Squad

Mr. Cutter: I'm going to need you to be straight with me.
Renée and her bisexual ass: *glances around the room at Kepler and Jacobi: The Space Gays, Doug and Hera: The Disaster Bis, Maxwell and her 'Space Ace' t-shirt, Hilbert being whatever the fuck he is, and Lesbian Lovelace™️*
Renée: All due respect, sir, but that is going to be very hard for everyone in this station.

gonna skip school but go to school anyway and steal my friend’s lunch money during recess and have my other friend be accused of theft but then he gets exonerated and becomes a lawyer

Do you think you’ll be framed for murder and that lawyer friend will save you?

haha nah, anyway i cant wait for my supermodel girlfriend to come home from her trip

You should go to her place and see if she’s back yet.

lol okay i’m sure she definitely misses me, her boyfriend

OH NO

A quintessential Bethesda gaming experience is when an enemy or NPC descends from the sky at mach speed and dies upon impact

This post is about how the entire town of Morthal fell from the heavens and landed, dead, on a bridge.

This post is also about a radscorpion that tunneled into the earth and reappeared in the air and fell right in front of me