“One called me mayonnaise boy”

White people’s definition of racism in a nutshell.

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

this actually made me laugh out loud

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

Yahoo deletes my porn but leaves me this.

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

Why Did They Come?

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

Even Mystique isn’t safe from the whitewashing in Hollywood media.

“On her bare coochie”

Agreed

March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY

There’s no op because this post was sent from god himself

supernatural got cancelled today op was right

OMG ITS TRUE

i have a pic i’ve been meaning to post a while but you’re not gonna like it. i don’t even like it

The caption was somehow more upsetting than the image

this is peak Craigslist

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

you know. avril lavigne really made it seem like skaters were oppressed

“seem?”

“Were”?

the millennials behind brand twitters are class traitors no you can’t make me change my mind

Denny’s social media is the exception to this.

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

this is how everyone on this website acts

really makes u think…

makes me think he could just walk around the pipes and goombas but loves the thrill of the kill

the script: what am i supposed to do when the best part of me was always you and what am i supposed to say when i’m all choked up and you’re okay

me, age nine: