one thing I’ve noticed while running an online shop is that Americans never include their country when writing their address.

I don’t mean when filling in online forms, bc that’s obviously a required element. but when emailing me for address changes for orders, they never include a country in the updated address. but I always know the country is the United States of America because literally nobody else around the world would do that.

Seriously? Why would you include it though? It’s extraneous information like ofc its the us

there are 195 countries in the world

cautiously intrigued by the questionably-moral psychic lady with weird dreams

Edit: I made a timelapse! Always forget to add these when I post

Laudna from the new Critical Role campaign

IS THIS REAL LIFE???

don’t tell the guy who got angry at moreos

YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET. MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND. NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL. JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING. IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL. YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES, I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITS PLACE, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT. WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK

I FOUND IT, I FINALLY FOUND IT

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

I love the kryn dynasty, they really went “let’s make this 22 year old grad student the head of the FBI” and genuinely didn’t think he’d betray them when they denied his research grant

Caddy is best good boy hero 🥰

Lesbian is a gender in and of itself 

Women who love women and specifically don’t love men will always have a uniquely complex relationship to womanhood in the sense that being a woman is almost inextricably tied to loving a man, so removing this from a woman’s identity removes a fundamental element from her subconscious understanding of what it means to be a woman. so many lesbians feel disconnected from womanhood not because they love other women but because they don’t love men, because this is so easy to internalize as an inherent aspect of being a woman and that makes it very easy not to feel like one. gender only exists within the societal framework which constructed it and because that society is so patriarchal and binary its perception of the woman gender is skewed through that lens. so i don’t think that society necessarily hates lesbians for loving other women, i think it hates lesbians for not loving men, for being women improperly. many women feel disconnected from womanhood for myriad reasons but this particular experience with gender and being a woman is one that belongs only to lesbians, so when i say that lesbian is its own gender this is what i mean.

HOLY FUCK?????

MAMA MIA

H E R E     W E     G O     A G A I N

YESSSSSSSSSS BEST NEWS BEST NEWS

Cryptocurrencies are a fucking blight.

Love that this post is perfect bait from cr*pto dickheads who I get to instantly block.

Can’t wait for this image to be turned into an NFT

Reblog this image to scare an NFT-er.

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

HoW!?

Umm

Kelston Boys’ High School perform a massive haka in honour of the new Maori carving on campus

I live for this

This is the first recording of a Haka I’ve seen that manages to capture even a fraction of the true energy of it. And it’s because there’s so many of them that those boys would have been shaking the ground.

Seeing these boys in their modern uniforms and jackets and backpacks that say NIKE, participating in this ancient ritual, really just drives home what people mean when they say “I am not a costume.” The clothes here are not important. The energy and participation are important.

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

Still an absolute favorite.  <3

the cr cast has ruined me I can't hear "it's been a while" or any fucking variation of "making my way" without their voices chorusing in my head anymore

don’t like these fake people, not one bit

It’s like there’s a sheep loose in the astral sea. I think eventually everything’s going to be okay, but I have no idea what’s going to happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your parents, because there’s a sheep loose in the astral sea. It’s never happened before, no one knows what the sheep is going to do next, least of all the sheep. He’s never been in the astral sea before, he’s as confused as you are.

There’s no experts. They try to find experts on the news. They’re like, “We’re joined now by a wizard that once saw a bird in the cobalt soul .” Get out of here with that shit! We’ve all seen a bird in the cobalt soul. This is a SHEEP loose in the Astral Sea. When a sheep is loose in the astral sea, you got to stay updated. So all day long you walk around, “What’d the sheep do?” The updates, they’re not always bad. Sometimes they’re just odd. It’ll be like, “The sheep used a portal?” I didn’t know he knew how to do that.

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the sheep at all. You’re down in B9 like, “Hey, has anyone…Has anyone heard–” *distant bleating*

Those are those quiet days when people are like, “It looks like the sheep has finally calmed down.” And then ten seconds later the sheep is like, “I’m gonna run towards this living city and smash it with my hooves. I’ve got nice hooves and a fluffy tail, I’m a sheep!” That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking sheep.

an explanation is not owed

i want to show this to everyone i know

This is soooo important

getting ready with the girrrlllss

part 1

OH LORD HE’S DONE

I spent 1,025 hours over 3 years making this glitter bomb of a jacket 😭😭😭

wtf do I do now though