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magneto is actually so so chill for a guy who can throw buses at people. if i could throw buses at people i would never not be throwing buses at people

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my patience is thin with people who like to walk the fence when talking about palestine but for one last time. what hamas did was brutal, yes. it was violent, yes. but most importantly it was inevitable. when you push people to such extremes, stripping them of their rights, their land, their dignity, their childhood, their dreams, their whole lives, they are bound to push back. if hamas didn't do it (even though this lazer focus on hamas is also a skewed perception of what's going on, other Palestinian resistance groups are also involved, including marxist/secularist groups) some other group would have, if they didn't do it now, they would have done it later. this kind of violence from the occupied is an unavoidable response to a much greater, much more brutal form of violence done by the occupier. thus the blame for the lost lives of israelis should only be placed on the zionist occupation. if you cannot understand this, or do not accept it, i'm not willing to take anything you have to say about palestine or palestinians or hamas seriously.

i have genuinely one of the weirdest skills to be able to brag about

i've caught five mice with my bare hands so far. like i've just frozen and pounced on them arms first like a cat. i dropped several of them immediately after my brain kicked in and realised i don't enjoy being bitten by mice but twice now i've just caught and successfully dispatched them after a prolonged moment of losing my shit while holding a mouse. like i joke privately about my beloved pet cat and family member kremen (rip) raising me better than my parents ever did but dude what the fuck. i just go into Predator Mode and pounce on these fucking mice. what the hell

this makes it funnier that when i was a kid i used to do co-op mouse hunting with our current (now old) cat snowbell. like he'd corner a mouse and i'd corner it too and wait until he moved into a good spot and i'd chase it out and he'd catch it. you guys fucking wish you were on the same level of warrior cats roleplay i was on. there is nothing wrong with me

i love how garnet and pearl are just continuing to use the name of their infamous guerilla military organization while their current jobs are fighting lv4 rpg monsters and giving each other basket weaving seminars. and steven has no context for this and just thinks of "The Crystal Gems" as basically the name for his mom's side of the family. so he walks up to lapis and says "you should hang out with me and my treehouse friends, the Viet Cong!"

I want to share this but i know 0 people who have both watched Steven universe and know what the viet cong is.

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The worst kind of pie

Guide to common computer terms:

- CPU stands for Cute Processing Unit she can remember up to 8 numbers at once and can do math very quickly

- GPU stands for Girl Processing Unit she also does math very quickly but might overheat from working too hard

- RAM is the sheepgirl that the CPU goes to when it needs to remember more numbers

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"Do you think you have nothing? You always have your soul!"

--Gulmon Droth, shortly before offering to buy your soul for 500 gold.

Heeeeey look a something i did on actual paper

AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!

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