But wait:

“Show no fear!”

They were listening to him. 

ominously hetero is my new fave term

she’s gonna be a great mom some day.

HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST THIS

REDDIT FOR GOOD!

This is actually true and could make a difference

Holy shit.

I aspire to be this happy one day

He slappin

1-800-R-U-SPLASHING

lesbian privilege, as told by kate mckinnon.

@dearestfrendz had to reblog with your tags bc they were so good

GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN

THE PAW THROUGH THE WIRE

#the universal carer’s emotion: GET BACK HERE                                                            

“STOP UR MISCHIEF”

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

Reblog if you’re the gay sister

honestly why the fuck am i already tired of this week? its monday

if I can’t be weird with you then wtf

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

in the mood to get tattooed

waking up kinda makes me wanna die but then again what doesn’t

—  r.m drake

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

Couldn’t risk it.

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT