i think it would be cute if after a long night of patrolling, tim crashes at home, ready to sleep through his birthday, but he checks the YJ groupchat and sees that they're really excited to come visit
🐦 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🐦
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep on living king 🤧☝️
seriously keep living pls don't die I don't think I could handle it
Happy Tim day I hope Bruce stays twenty feet away from him and doesn’t contact him at all 🥳
LONG SWORD GLOCK BAT TASER
I had to do it
I’m really glad you did it instead of me because I straight up would’ve made the 3rd person Batman
MAKE THE THIRD ONE BATMAN WITH A BAT
One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway
I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person
so the current main character of twitter are the algae tanks that are meant to function as "liquid trees" if u wanna call it that and people are very mad at them despite them being a cool and potentially useful concept. before anyone gets mad on this post in case it gets Literally Any Notes, notes:
- algae is really really good at producing oxygen. more efficient than trees actually. it already produces like, grain of salt bc im getting a few diff numbers here from google, 50ish percent of the oxygen on earth. dw shes good at this.
- no the scientists dont want to REPLACE trees thats just a shitty headline. the actual potential uses of these are plopping them down in places where you cant put another tree for whatever reason (including "theres a tree right there and it needs space"), in addition to trees bc as stated its Even Better at oxygen making, or when youre waiting for the trees to grow bc. they take a while.
- if the tanks are as efficient as the scientists claim, one tank=two 10 year old trees. thats good! nice supplement to trees while youre waiting for them to grow and shit.
- the one pictured also is a bench with solar lights and ports to charge your phone. thats nice!
- apparently no maintenance isnt hard u just remove some of the algae once a month (which can then be used as fertilizer!) add some water and boom ur good 👍
- stop saying "trees are free and require no maintenance" thats just false. the cost and maintenance are worth it!! but they do in fact have Cost And Maintenance. many good things in society are like this! please appreciate the work that goes into trees actually ty
- again. not replacing trees. In Addition To. Alongside. Friends. <3.
ANYWAY, with those common things no one on twitter seems to understand out of the way, honestly im frustrated but (mostly) not ANGRY at the ppl not understanding that stuff. like, if u read past the headline u would know it, and i really wish yall would, but hey at least i understand being mislead by that awful fucking headline. i get it!!
what i am fucking pissed about is the people calling it ugly and saying no one wants slime tanks fuck you i DO want a slime tank
"but ohhh it looks like SLIME and DYSTOPIAN and blah blah blah" fuck YOU that slime is my BOYFRIENDS and i LOVE THEM. look at that gastly green color! it looks straight out of a mad scientists lab! its BEAUTIFUL!
i love algae and they are my friend and my lover and i will not stand for this fucking slander. you are all just too fucking weak to see the beauty in their hard work. you are blinded by tree propaganda, and just like bee propaganda you forget that there are OTHERS working day in and day out too. i love trees and (i LOOOOOVE bees btw) but do NOT forget the hard work done by algae.
if these things are as efficient as they claim then YES AMAZING LOVE IT, throw the cool slime benches hither and thither! mayhaps decorate them with a lil cool etched art (without compromising the efficiency) or some Fun Facts about how cool algae is and how NO THEY ARENT TREE REPLACEMENTS THEYRE TREE FRIENDS!!! THEY ARE FRIENDS!!!!!!!!! i would love nothing more than sitting at a bus stop under the green glow of my algae friends and i have been on this fucking train since i first saw cool concept art of this shit like a decade ago on tumblr. you CANNOT convince me giant green tanks of slop are anything BUT perfection.
and if anything i think they should fucking lean in to the slime thing. make some that look like giant test tubes. get nickelodeon to sponser a couple. teenage mutant ninja turtles crossover. stop listening to the fucking normies trying to convince you that Slime Bad and think of the fucking posslimbilities. EMBRACE THE SLIME.
please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like
it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919
not done messing with their shapes yet actually
i cannot BELIEVE this is outperforming that other pic of superman i actually colored and everything... yet it's ALSO outperforming that pic of batman with the "fur con vip" lanyard. hmm...
dating-type app but instead of matching for romance it connects writers/artists+ who don't want to do research with autistic people with the appropriate special interest
the creators get the needed information without needing to filter out filler and translate technical jargon, and the autistic person gets someone who's willing to listen to their infodumps. what is there to lose
Saw your last lemonade stream the other day and I just HAD to make Lord Remington and his inadequate son, Geoffrey. Their personalities are so conflicting and I hope you noticed that, while Lord Remington is decked out in full classic Lemonade Yellow, Geoffrey has branched out to enjoy a bit of Pink Lemonade aesthetics in his clothing choices. Hope you like these guys and they’re on the sims 4 gallery if anyone wants them!
The whole changeling trope should be reversed once in a while. Humans stealing fae children in their cribs and leaving sickly human babies. The far don’t realize it until they see their offspring playing with some cold iron.
So is that how your parents got custody of you?
This makes total sense.