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You know how Martyn is doing this 'count to ten' boogeyman test?
What if at the end of the series, his time is running out, and in the last ten seconds he samples the voices of all of his friends counting down to the end of his life.
Consider:
Grian as War
Martyn as Famine
Pearl as Pestilence
Scott as Death
Grian is a creature of war, he brings it along with chaos where ever he goes. The triple kill, the quad kill, his unadulterated joy at the death he brings. His insistence on unleashing a wither. Grian relishes in the death he causes.
Martyn hungers. He hungers for survival, for a win, for more time. He’s almost desperate in his desire for them. There’s no line he won’t eventually cross to feed those desires as well.
Pearl lived in a tower with only a wolf for a friend being unhinged and freezing herself to hurt the person who rejected her, Wet cat mental illness Queen.
Scott isn’t vicious. He minds his business and goes about his life, with flowers and cottages and morality. But when the end comes he’ll be there, bow in hand, a reminder of the inevitable, because Death isn’t vicious either it simply is.
Basking shark :O VS beige catshark
I think tumblr is one of the places most saturated with people who will delight upon seeing any creature. I am very thankful for this website allowing me to indulge in delight at creatures.
sometimes i think that calling the qsmp a psychological torture experiment is an exaggeration, and then philza says that both him and kristen have had nightmares about the eggs dying and im like yeah. ok
last year, i ran a survey to gauge tumblr's headcanons of the dream smp characters' species, and have decided to turn it into an annual thing! as always, here is the full powerpoint + the full data spread, for anyone who wants to look through them! thank you all for your continued participation, and i hope to see you again next year for round three!
‘Meeting with victors past’
Tried some new things with this piece and it came out super cool!!!
PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON
MOTHER LET ME FIGHT
I’ve never seen the long version of this video before
mother i wish to throw hands. mother. moTHER—
new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second
Weird ass family reunion or something featuring annoyed mum, divorced dad, divorced dads husbands, weird cousins, weird sons, gay uncles and neighbours who just want to watch the family drama
wait there’s apparently. additional context to that one tweet Phil made (presumably the one slagging off dream for joking about makin tommys career) and he said he could blow it wide open if he wanted to? what r ur secrets
WHAT IS IN THE AIR TONIGHT?
Round two, motherfucker. Gramps is coming with the metal chair!
Also, this is the tweet that Phil mentions. This was a response to dream btw.
[transcript:
Multiple clips from Philza's May 8, 2023 stream on his hardcore world. Tommy is communicating via TTS. (Regular TTS donation messages play throughout most of the clips, however they have been excluded from the transcript as they are not relevant.)
Tommy, via TTS: It's what Dream would do Phil: Jesus. (briefly switches into third-person mode to look at the camera) You really wanna do what Dream would do, Tom? Fucking hell. (laughs)
[cut]
Tommy via TTS: Go play on QSMP with all the Cool Guys Phil: Oh, my name's Tom, I—I—I'm jealous. Meh meh meh. Go play on the USMP. Oh wait! Tommy via TTS: Leave me behind Phil: Oh fuck, wait! You can't! 'Cause it's not real yet!
[cut]
Phil: Woah! (places oak slabs on the ground, making a path) Look at how rich that I'm being right now! Prime! Oh, guys, when I walk on the Prime Path, you know what that means! (pogs) Let me never sprint, ever! (laughs as he continues building the path) Let me never sprint! (gasps as he spots the moon rising) Oh, wow, wow, guys, wow. Aww. Wow. Moon. Wow. Tommy via TTS: I'm just setting up for my future phil Phil: (cackles) Wow! Guys, don't you just love Minecraft? Tommy via TTS: You don't have the soul and emotion I put into things Phil: Guys, don't you just love Minecraft? Don't you just—isn't it beautiful. (spots a pig) (high-pitched) Oh, pig, aw, you're now m—you're my new friend, pig! Aw! Gonna call him... gonna call him... Mr. Pigington. And I'm gonna take him everywhere! (takes nametags out of enderchest) (laughs) Dude, Tom, you came here at the wrong time, motherfucker. (renaming one of the nametags to "Mr. Pigington") You came here at the wrong time. I am just so deliriously tired. (names the pig) Aw, Mr. Pigington, aw, we love him, aw, wow. Aw, if anything happened to him— Tommy via TTS: Your a pervert Phil: I would—I would just destroy the world if anything happened to him, aw, wow, aw! Aww! (cooing) Aw, no! Ooh! O—
[cut]
Phil: (laughing) Tommy via TTS: HAHAHAHAHA Phil: Dude, chat, did you see the zoo vlog recently? It was two years ago, we do nothing but just fucking rip into Dream. And it was two years ago. (briefly zooms in on his face in third-person mode ingame) Nothing has changed. (wheeze-laughs) So good. (laughing)
[cut]
Phil: And for vlog— Tommy via TTS: Never forget the tweet, Phil Phil: (laughs) Tom, I could—I could blow this shit wide o— I, dude... There's extra context to that tweet that I could say right now. Do you want— (briefly looks at the camera ingame) Do you wanna go there?
[cut]
Phil: —esh! Wait, Portuguese. Tommy via TTS: No, no, no, no. Let's keep this between us Phil Phil: (cackles) Quickly changed his mood there.
end transcript.]
[image ID: A screenshot of a Tweet by Philza at 17:43 on 2.3.21, replying to tommyinnit and dreamwastaken. It reads: "imagine taking credit for the success of an entire creators creative decisions and direction because you helped guide them a bit" /end ID.]











