christmas is next week... what the fuck
if u think my posts are concerning and or bad just keep in mind I actually refrain from posting a lot of stuff and ur seeing like. the final cut. this is me at my best. I know. dissapointing
obsessed with the way the snake hobbyist community will freak out over a color morph because of how rare it is but when you actually look at the snake they’re cooing over it’s the ugliest thing you’ve ever seen in your life
all animals are beautiful or wherever but I don’t care how rare this morph is… this snake looks like a tube of dirty meat
lots of people in the notes are like “aw but it’s kinda cute OP”
of course it’s kinda cute, it’s a snake—it’s just that people are going apeshit and spending thousands of dollars importing and linebreeding to attempt to create a snake that looks like rancid sausage when wild type California kingsnakes are already some of the most gorgeous reptiles on the planet and some of their more common morphs look like THIS:
Of course I might be somewhat biased on account of owning The Most Beautiful Snake In The World:
This is Sandworm and I love her So Much.
A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"
Would you?
hi!! this is a blue crush lemonade from a restaurant called Sugar Mama’s in Baltimore, Maryland, for anyone wondering!!!! support Black-owned businesses!
*drinks the support black owned businesses juice*
businesshag-deactivated20160606
I HATE THE ONION
I love being bisexual and I think I will do the same tomorrow
I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire
Ah rabies
But what if the bat was from my secret gay vampire admirer
school is temporary but old hyperfixations you had in middle school are forever
school is temporary but old hyperfixations you had in middle school are forever
spiders ?
mosaic-mozzy
That lip movement, soft mouth puppets are so wonderful.
“frogs like this, dont eatthatsortathing, you see they-like-uh, flies,. worrmms,,”
“flies.., -worms?”
“spiders, !”
“spiders ?“
“yes, spi-”
the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"
shouldve called his ass hilarious
#oh no!! #his LUNCH
One For The Road
a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.
And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA
i love when little kids come to the reference desk alone because they want to be perceived as an adult and so they come up to you and very seriously inquire “Where are your books about dolphins? ò__ó”
and of course you have to very seriously show them your collection of dolphin books while they nod carefully at your explanations and it’s SO CUTE!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE AAAH
The fight for abortion and reproductive rights [handshake emoji] the fight for trans rights
bakedbrielarson
Can someone with editing skills add disability rights please?
Ask and ye shall receive
My hyperfixation is throwing steak knives at the other students during recess