GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

40 year old neighbor passing by: what the fuck me, with my titties hanging out the balcony with a glass of wine and the fattest blunt ever seen before in human history: hello ronald. how are the kids

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

good evening (in vampire voice)

Bella Italia | rale_p

personally i love walking around target and dissociating

my last brain cell made this

he’s not reading this

Who?

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

this next one’s a slow jam

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church