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literally the universe experiencing itself

@willyeeton

He/Him 18 just a silly little guy. biology major Cowboys 🤠 King Gizzard - BF3K enjoyer 🐊 Birdies 🐦 Sea critters 🐡

We be cutting onions and this fool thinks he’s getting treats. He’s in here with his eyes watering up a storm

*COUGH* hey man what the fuck was in that shit i don't feel too good *COUGH* holy fuck what strain is this it's making me feel all funny oh god hold on one more hit *PFFFFFF* nyehehehe

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

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Very strange 🤨 the way some of the user base of this site wants to treat random bloggers with some popular posts as like, microcelebrities or influencers. Oh you have a TUMBLR BLOG with 4-5 digits of followers well you're basically a household name like Mark of Plier I guess. So you're never allowed to screw up or be mildly irritating without being put on like "most irritating Tumblr users" polls or called out for whatever micro annoyance you caused for like 5 people. It's funny on the surface level but beneath that it's irritating and weird. I don't think some random blogger who makes funny posts should have to, like, deal with that. You're just being parasocial and it's scaring the hoes.

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Too many people on here are too comfortable being mean and cruel to others, or calling out "popular bloggers" for the crime of "making me feel irritated with a post" and it's not cute of you at all, really.

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Sorry last reblog. She evoked realness.