one more day til the stop sign
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Everyone get up it’s stop sign day
Stop sign day
OKAY ITS THE 15TH, DID THEY PUT IT IN?!
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Wet beast Wednesday
Oh they’re notching her tail. See the little bit taken out? That tells whoever catches her next to let her go– it’s a sort of “hey, this is a reproductive female; let’s keep the cycle going by putting her right back in the water” signal. The bit will grow back in 2-3 shed cycles, which takes a couple years.
They know she’s able to reproduce bc she was caught with eggs.
The abrupt way he slams the fish into her claw is so funny though like take your fucking lunch and get the fuck out of here. Ma'am.
Imagine being grabbed by eldritch giants and they give you lunch and send you back home
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Imagine they shove a whole fucking cow in your arms and throw you back to the Earth
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It’s better than that, even. First they give you a tramp stamp that says, “Too fuckable to kill” and THEN they slam a dead cow into your arms and throw you back to Earth.
Get bred, get bread
— Karen Russell, "The Ghost Birds" in The New Yorker (2021)
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in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which says “GOOD AND DEAD” across the chest and “ARM PAIN” along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.
Genuinely one of the best most effective commercial I’ve seen in years i literally want to go there there’s nothing they have that’s any different from the gas station by is but the energy here is evocative and i want to gooooooo
IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE
I had her sign that same photo. It is one of my most prized possessions.
2014 in Toronto: Amy Jo Johnson making good on her bet to sing in public in her Pink Ranger costume after meeting her fund raising goal. Former cast mate, David Yost ( Blue Ranger) is the one who came up with the bet condition.
I'm 4,5 seasons deep into the X files and. *dreamy sigh* Dana Scully 🥹
Look: I just want a little house in the deep suburbs where no one bothers me, where they won't build strip malls or walled communities for white people. Where I can own a cat, pay my taxes and be left the fuck alone to watch movies, read my books and play video games.
I'm gonna be worm food for eternity. Allow me the unbridled violence of joy that comes from being alone from people while I'm alive.