"over the moon" is such a crazy expression. like how did u get up there

Be a cow obv

there should be less queer discourse and more queer intercourse

less intercommunity discourse and more intercourse in dis community

another thing abt me. i use the 👍 emoji very liberally. im not being sarcastic or passive aggressive im being like cool ok or thanks for the heads up or etc. to me 👍 is an innocent happy polite little emoji

me when i 👍

i hate when the goddamn skull appears right in the middle of my posts. it’s like i’m trying to blog here and then all of a… hey what’s that noi—

Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source

[ID: Destiel love confession meme. Castiel says "I love you" Dean says "They're disrespecting our journalistic integrity" /end ID]

every gym leader is like “I lost!?! UNBELIEVABLE!” buddy you live in a world where every ten year old child has always been offered a free fire breathing monster at least once and you brought nothing to this fight but anthropomorphic flowers

gym leaders’ whole job is to provide a specific challenge, a battle of a certain type and difficulty level. if you’ve brought the tools and skills to complete that challenge, you’re going to win by design. the pokémon in that battle are probably not actually the strongest pokemon they have.

when gym leaders go “argh, how could i lose??” they’re acting to give your victory legitimacy because you’re 10. they’re like a villain cosplayer letting a baby knock them over. they’re being nice!!

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

bob going all in on descriptions of gertrude’s magic is on the level with oscar describing rue’s fits like the power of a first time player who knows how to perform and is thrilled to get to do it in a dnd context

Also, every time Bob does it Brennan goes:

the word beloved is like top 5 words in the english language

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

[image ID: A tumblr tag that reads

i had a dream last night where dwayne the rock johnson got an abortion

/end ID]

i had a dream last

night where dwayne the rock johnson

got an abortion

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

i had a dream i took a covid test and the result was loss

thinking about the fantasy high and unsleeping city seating arrangements, it's actually really funny

the individual seats are different, but they're in pairs. zac and emily, siobhan and lou, and ally and murph. a less experienced player and their Emotional Support Veteran, to varying levels

Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: Nick Nelson from Heartstopper (tv show)

Happy Eid ul-Adha(or Bakrid, or Eid Mubarak) to any people of the Muslim faith this year! This is for 6/29/2023

Mark Ronson joins Jeremy Renner in the Dimension 20 Cinematic Universe

WAIT NO ONE TOLD ME STERIS IS AUTISTIC I HAVE TO READ ERA 2 NOW

RoW ch. 74:

RoW ch. 92:

Bonus from ch. 74:

Adopted.

I don't want cosmere to become mainstream media because then we'll have to suffer the funkopocolypse and I'm not strong enough for that shit.

That said, I would absolutely buy a Pusheenified Vin, especially if it came with a giant sword.

Not enough people reblogging this version. Let Pusheen Vin into your hearts. 😢