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@willpayforgoodname

I did an online D&D thing the other day with some friends and had to improvise a character in like 10 minutes

Anyways I made Count Axe of Battle Lane, now one of my favorite characters I have yet made

Hey gang i got braces today and i now realize i am so much more vulnerable to bullying

not looking for sympathy or anything of the sort just thought I'd let you know

I check in here every now and then and every time you guys disappoint me by seeing and liking my posts

i am now on my knees begging you to let me rot in my sad corner of the internet.

No wait what the actual hell

why did latest post just hit double digits, i demand answers

Wait, stop, why are people actually seeing and liking these posts

this wasn't supposed to happen oh no

Couldn’t decide to post like a big account or a small one so i did neither, sorry

you as my loyal followers don’t deserve that

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I should inform you all that one of my posts as reached a new record of likes, total : 2. I am incredibly proud that I could lead a forefront like this.

I wish to continue to break new boundaries and push forwards. 

Ya know, its occurred to me that I've made more posts celebrating the  simple fact that the internet gods above smiled upon me than I have proper posts and i’d like to apologize

you as people don't deserve that

It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you all,

My post celebrating a singular like has received singular like

It is the nature of the internet that I shall continue to update you

Comment down bellow what types of posts I should make as I get absolutely 0 comments.

So I can literally put anything in here?

This is far too much power for anyone