90% of my problems can be solved with a burger
PLEASE watch this. i love chaotic sisters best dynamic in the world
1. this should be required viewing for anyone writing young girls, especially sisters
2. she did a good job and totally saved their asses.
Must watch
This could save the world you know
There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site
its exactly as shitty but every other social media site is worse by comparison
reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from
thank you so much i love you
where's the version of this where there's a comment from a gastroenterologist saying that the resulting damage is surgically treatable
This one? Found it on discord a while back
imagine risking 10-30 percent mortality for getting dicked down
Look, we're on Tumblr, 10-30 percent mortality has some people thinking "That's too low, not worth it."
Wyd after hittin this
they are going this drink after me when i die
the horsepussy
- 2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite
- 1 part methadone
Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.
You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.
YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY
The Redditors really are adapting well to the ecosystem here.
I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
george is too relatable
Bocchi Dharok
The first simulated image of a black hole was calculated with an IBM 7040 computer using 1960 punch cards and hand-plotted by French astrophysicist Jean-Pierre Luminet in 1978.
bitches be sucking farts there
there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here
and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado
something tells me Skunks Georg
There’s a new map for 2022 and a European map!
Also, twitter user @/snackerman3 used the 2022 data to make… this
wow i really do have more in common with an iraqi person
I know what’s happening in France
look into the horses eyes its going to eat their faces so fucking fast
Apparently the context is this horse has injured everyone who has tried to ride them
fellas is it gay to um uhhh.. um.... uhh hhhhh ?????
Lake Resia in South Tyrol, Italy. The lake is famous for its steeple of a submerged 14th-century church, which can be reached on foot when the water freezes. A legend says that during winter one can still hear church bells ring.














