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And so we begin again

@willow7010

I like RWBY, Pokémon, and probably some other things

I read that Anya's design was adapted from Ashe, a character in Tatsuya Endo's previous one-shot Rengoku no Ashe so I decided to read it.

And you can straight away see the resemblance, the pink hair the Eden uniform the “horns”. But as I was reading the one shot, Ashe’s character resembled Yor more. Ashe and Anya’s powers are somewhat similar but their approach to dealing with it is different, Anya craves stimulation, she is energetic bubbly and cheerful, but Ashe’s personality is rather serious, quite and socially withdrawn (because she has to hide her “witch” powers) like Yor.

In terms of appearance Ashe wears the same spiked earrings like Yor and she too has red eyes. Additionally Yor and Ashe face structure is similar, Endo draws them both the same way.

The same contemplative gaze.

The same fight stance.

It seems like Endo decided to split Ashe’s character design into two separate characters for Spy x Family. And that’s just amazing because I always wondered what Anya would have looked like if she was Loid and Yor’s biological child and the answer is Ashe. (Let’s pretend Loid’s genes are very dormant).

I hope teenage Anya continues to look like Ashe, I want other characters to comment on how Anya looks exactly like her mother. Twilight often wonders how he managed to adopt a girl that grew to resemble so much, Fiona (internally in tears) tells new recruits at WISE how skilled and analytical best spy Twilight is to forge a family that looks so alike.

Damian has a little crush on Yor because he thinks she is pretty, years later he looks at teenage Anya and just goes oh shit, Melinda finds it adorable. Camilla thinks Yor and Loid had Anya in secret years ago and where hiding her like a shameful secret. Yuri is convinced that Yor’s love and care is so great that they have powers to remodel genes.

Historians Thank Donald Trump for Putting a Definitive End to the "Who's The Worst President" Debate

For all the people saying it's Reagan. I'm aware and agree that Reagan is terrible. But you're underestimating just how terrible Trump is.

Not only was he openly fascist and a criminal, he was also just unbelievably incompetent.

When Hurricane Maria hit Puerto Rico and his advisors told him about what he should do, he asked them why they even had to help Puerto Rico. And not (just) because he didn't care.

He didn't know Puerto Rico was part of the United States. He was the president at the time.

Similar thing happened when he asked his advisors why the US was in NATO. Not just in a sarcastic anti-NATO way. He honestly didn't know.

Trump's fascism, criminality, and sheer incompetence eclipsed every US president in awfulness. Including Reagan.

I just got a dumb idea that, post reveal, Loid and Yor will get a bowl/drawer thing for when they return home, but instead of keys or something its weapons/gadgets/important secret documents. Just their day to day spy/assassin stuff.

This wouldn't even be a "so I know we are both unarmed" or "now I know who is armed in the house", but more of a hat rack situation. The hat goes on the hat rack, the weapons go in the danger drawer/battle bowl. It's just a thing you do when you go home.

Anya is not allowed access until she's older because there is no way Loid or Yor is not going to train her in some form of deadly combat (whether on purpose or accidental) even during world peace.

Yang: *looking at a scale* Dang, I've put on some weight.

Blake: Ah, babe don't worry about it! You're still ... Just as thin as when we met?

Yang: I know? Most of my fat is stored in my tail.

Blake: How heavy are you anyways?

Yang: 303.6 Pounds.

Blake: ... What?

Yang: My tail is the size of a tween and I'm 5-foot-Nine-inches of Muscle. What do you want from me?

Yang: *looking at a scale* Dang, I've put on some weight.

Blake: Ah, babe don't worry about it! You're still ... Just as thin as when we met?

Yang: I know? Most of my fat is stored in my tail.

Blake: How heavy are you anyways?

Yang: 303.6 Pounds.

Blake: ... What?

Yang: My tail is the size of a tween and I'm 5-foot-Nine-inches of Muscle. What do you want from me?

Yang: *looking at a scale* Dang, I've put on some weight.

Blake: Ah, babe don't worry about it! You're still ... Just as thin as when we met?

Yang: I know? Most of my fat is stored in my tail.

Blake: How heavy are you anyways?

Yang: 303.6 Pounds.

Blake: ... What?

Yang: My tail is the size of a tween and I'm 5-foot-Nine-inches of Muscle. What do you want from me?

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ive figured out the thing that would be most likely to send a victorian child into a coma

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all good guesses but no

its foaming hand soap

that shit is wizardry in a bottle. goes in liquid, comes out puffy and bubbly? no fucking thanks they wouldn't be touching that shit even if it would cure all of their diseases

A valid point but no.

The real thing that would send a victorian child into a coma is internet culture

You all forget hammers

Yang: (going through team RWBY'S dorm back at Beacon after the final stand)

Yang: Come on. I know it's in here somewhere.

Blake: What are you doing?

Yang: I'm looking for my trophy box.

Blake: Your what?

Yang: (half underneath Blake’s old bed) Ah-ha! Got it! (Pulls out a box)

Blake: .....How did I never notice that?

Yang: I'm a master of hiding things. (Opens the box, revealing important items that once belonged to the teachers)

Blake: Port's mustache comb, Oobleck's coffee mug, Ozpin's scarf. How did you get all of these?

Yang: That's for me to know and you to only ever dream of. (Pulls out a rider's crop)

Blake: (licks lips) Is.... Is that Professor-

Yang: Professor Goodwitch's crop? (Slaps the end across her thigh with a satisfying thwack!) You bet!!!

Blake: Yang. I officially don't care how you got that. All I want right now is for you to break that over my ass.

Yang: (eyes widen) I was just going to return it.... but Yes, Ma'am!!!

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This specific part of Arezu's concept art is so funny to me. Like if you showed no context it looks like she is just thinking about girls.

Name: Arezu

Trainer Card Number: 580

Gender: Female

Series Of Origin: Pokemon Legends Arceus

Type Specialty: None

Purugly, Bronzong and Hisuian Lilligant: Her in game team

Golbat: A reference to her modern ancestor Mars (I was gonna give them a Crobat but Mars never evolved her Golbat)

Whiscash and Overqwil: Two pokemon you can find near Lake Valor

Arezu would definitely love her bat baby enough to evolve it