Enya sets off my fight or flight response

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

So to sum up:

- there's a catastrophy warning in the south of Berlin that a lioness is roaming free

- people are urged to stay inside and not go out, and some are panicking a little

- there's a huge search involving the police and the fire brigade

- some neighbours hear a lion roaring at night, the police is called

- a bunch of teenagers get told off for running around with a Bluetooth box, playing a video of lion roars

- the lioness turns out to be two enormous wild pigs

This whole thing is a fucking Derry Girls episode

Bela Lugosi smoking on the set of Dracula 1931

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

we need to find a way to shutup tiktok skincare girlies

easy fix: don't use the filter, take care of your health, and enjoy your life! problem solved you're welcome :)

(also, it's not even accurate- it doesn't take into account factors like genetics and lifestyle, and things down the road that one can't predict. stress, weight loss or gain, etc.)

im really stoned and sleep deprived and im thinking about some of the “about” pages ive seen from young tumblr users and im like. who tf is out here telling 14 year old kids that they gotta put shit like a detailed description of all of their potential social privileges next to a summary of their medical history on public display. Who told them to do that. i don’t wanna see these poor kids pinning detailed lists of their traumas next to words like “thin passing” to the top of their blogs so that every unknown passing stranger can immediately see it. kids whoever is telling u that is wrong ok. im in my mid 20s and I don’t even put my real name on most things online. ur allowed to just be on here and have fun. also don’t blindly trust strangers ok. pls be safe. go look at cat memes

an important addition

creacher

Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

Alarm bells being rung by Maureen Johnson on AI and the Big Publishers

modders be like: "this here is a beauty pack for female characters!" *presents you with the most terrifying, artstyle-breaking thing in the universe*

BONUS: Because this is my first post that reached 100+ notes I will thank you all with one of the lovely images that inspired this post

i'm sorry.

I don't play Fallout so I had to look up what ED-E looks like:

if you had asked me as a child what colour the sky was, i would have confidently said blue and yellow. because i grew up on the baltic coast next to one of the most travelled ship routes of the world, and the unfiltered sulfur pouring out of the exhausts of nearly a hundred cargo ships every day turned into a thick layer of sickly yellow laying over the horizon. especially on sunny summer days, it settled of the sea like the cheap imitation of a sunset, out of place during the bright daylight.

then, from one summer to the next, the yellow slowly but surely faded away. because a new legislation passed - one which heavily penalised airborne ship emissions in the area. and while the silhouettes of ships across the passage never became less frequent, their backdrop was now such a pure blue that its hard to imagine that it was ever different.

i think about this everytime someone tells me that climate legislation doesn't work, everytime a new media story declaring our helplessness in the face of certain environmental doom makes the rounds. don't get me wrong - the situation we are facing in terms of climate change and environmental destruction is certainly terrifying. but everyday, people are working tirelessly to implement law and policy that could change that fact. and because of those people, a newly bright blue sky touches down over the baltic sea. and that has to count for something, i think.

very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…

so every night my cat Astro has a little ritual where he will 'tuck' my wife and I into bed.

this usually happens around 11pm on the dot, where he will start to meow at us and demand pets. My wife will usually go to bed first, led by Astro, where he will let her pet him, but he won't be happy until I get into bed too (I sometimes stay up later). This makes mr. Astro boy not so happy, and my wife says he'll look at the bed with just her for a few minutes before running off to fetch me

He will. Not. Stop. Meowing. Until I shut off the computer and go to the bedroom with him. This is a nightly thing. This little boy will not let me stay up! I have to go 'one second!' as I'm shutting things down before going to my bed and laying down. He will then proceed to nuzzle us and give us both cuddle time for ten minutes before fucking off

My cat has figured out a way to get me to go to bed on time. I love this for him

This is said boy