Man I hope today’s twitter thing is just temporary because otherwise that site is fucking cooked.

Y’all see the shit he pulled today? You can only load like 300-600 tweets a day before Twitter completely locks you out of reading any new posts or making searches for a whole ass like 24hours I guess

Yeah these numbers he’s giving are bogus, I logged into my main acc and maybe scrolled my tl for 3 minutes + clicked on a few different tweets and I was already locked out. I think this is a cap on how many tweets just load for you at a given time in general so if you open a thread with a boatload of comments you just get fucking vaporized instantly

lmfao everyone’s skeddadling onto bluesky so fast their servers are exploding and they had to disable signups. amazing

bluesky also allows hate groups on their platform, sadly...

oh my fucking god they have a racism level switch

The gag on trailer park boys where Julian is perpetually holding a rum and coke is so funny to me. There's one episode where they crash their car and Julian crawls out of the wreck still holding it unspilled in a glass and it made me laugh so hard I thought i was gonna throw up

@official-megumin

if you imagine this isnt about basketball then this headline depicts an intriguing development in a factional war to decide the fate of our world

this pride does have everything

Cómo picar a un italiano 🤌🏻

RATING: NOT CUTE!

that italian man is showing clear signs of distress. you can see his e-

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

not a dream

not Colleen Ballinger (Miranda Sings) responding to claims of grooming, exploiting minor fans, weaponizing minor fans who she was in a parasocial relationship with to harass her ex and people she beefs with, inappropriate behavior with minors, and many other things as well (with lots of proof) WITH A FUCKING 10 MINUTE UKULELE DARVO SONG non-pology on her third and least popular YouTube channel, where she takes responsibility for nothing and reduces the accusation to mere gossip and people on the internet out to get her

holy fuck this is the worst YouTuber "apology"/addressing the claims I've ever seen

Every day I wake up and learn about the existence of someone and immediately how they are the absolute worst

What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon

I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona

Little velociraptor

Lads

ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like

more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit

they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease

they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice

they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin

they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur

and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage

I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME

I love you Mr. Meepmeep

Good for this person. This is exactly what you do. Screw the job.

I had a job that made me work an all nighter, 30 hours straight, over Thanksgiving. I resigned that Monday and it was one of the most satisfying decisions I’ve ever made.

Part 3:

Please pay attention to all the manipulation tactics this boss uses, because they’re pulling out every trick in the book.

This is like a 101 course in how employers use guilt trips to coerce you into putting up with their bullshit. This is precisely why you should never trust those employers who insist that they’re “like a family.” They are not. It’s just a ruse so that your boss can neg you into putting your job ahead of your actual life.

hell on markiplier technique

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”