Holy shit I just realized that the Percy Jackson tv show has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

Nothing is stopping them from making this meme canon just like spiderverse did with the spiderman meme

I love how when people are being serious with the daleks this is what they see like if I saw them like this I would be on the floor with laughter.

the amount of people who screenshot n repost tumblr posts is crazy bc people are always gawking in the comments like ‘this is so funny’ ‘this is unhinged’ but refuse to go on tumblr. babe if you want a good look at the exotic animals at least buy tickets to the zoo

Man just doesn't stop fucking MURDERING white men who've done very shitty things

do i really need to explain what this is about.

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

honestly if the prettiest dorian gray looking man with those blonde curls came back to me in a buzzcut glow down and a cop outfit, i would’ve left him too

me normally: i love!! acquiring objects!!

me packing: who the FUCK acquired this many OBJECTS

The Hadid sisters have to jump over hoops while speaking up about genocide, losing job opportunities and getting doxxed and harrased daily, and you have noah schnapp over here being absolutely vile with stickers saying, "zionism is sexy." Get fucked my dude

gonna start formatting my posts like fics on ff.net circa 2008

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A/N: This is a post about my day!!!! If you don’t like it, don’t read it! Flames will be used to boil water for my tea, LOL! ^^”

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I tried so hard, and got so far But, in the end, it doesn’t even matter I had to fall, to lose it all

(A/N: I don’t own the rights to Linkin Park!!!)

i made some bombass fried rice today fuck

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A/N: And that’s it :D I hope you guys enjoyed this update, I worked really hard on it!… If this chapter gets 10 comments, I will upload the next one ASAP. ^_^” This is a lot of fun–

My teacher: Hey, shouldn’t you be doing your homework?? -_-” Me: EEP O_O! Okay, see you later guys, GOTTA GO FAST! Please comment and remember NO FLAMES!!!

im sorry but what the fuck is up with those fucking shoes 💀💀

does anyone have anything to add

okay but those days. we were literally all high. our brains were all high on a cocktail of chemicals no brain has ever produced exactly like that before and hasn't produced after. destiel cocaine. god do you remember being high on the destiel cocaine. it was like snorting your own soul