Somewhere mid drift missions I stop at your mini midriff. Oh mistress, I’m mixed in images of menace and mischief. There’s been too many minutes my manners manage me a misfit, in the middle of mystic and mid whiff.
My, my, miss-miss, so magical and marvelous. I’m mingling in the midst of mere men who mean to marble us. In mist and mirrors I fall in love with your eyes so spherical. Every morning my lips to your mouth is a miracle.
JP
the dandelions are shaking their heads stop, they say he is a mirage, they say you made it all up, they say he is not here, they say he never was, they say.
It’s “tomorrow” only after you have slept, no matter how much past midnight it is. (source)
You are to yourself what your thoughts are, but you are to others what your actions are.
Bad spellers have the best passwords.
school shooters be like
The Earth is the third planet from the sun, so every country is actually a third world country.
I swear I am not a lush (thought-it-undaunted)
The longer you stay at home, the more homeless you look.
Anakin Skywalker over the course of 6 movies lost 5 of his 4 limbs in 3 duels
Colorful shaving cream would make shaving a lot more enjoyable
The ultimate battle to the death!
Spartan Alcoholic vs the Green Knight of Diabetes
Sir Diabetes of Dialyses will win
They don’t stand a chance against Amazon Prime.
Amazon prime as entered the ring to fight the survivor.
The winner of the Amazon prime fit will battle the raining champion! Bud light samurai!
THE NATTY ICE BESERKER FIGHTS TILL DEATH OR VALHALLA
Go back to the gym broskie …. Robert Downingbrews is here.
This would be so cool if it wasnt a bunch of shitty beers
You disrespect my brewskie bretherin! You shall pay with your life!
You may try
Don’t make me start a civil war over this.
On a submarine you can be under fire, underwater, on fire and taking on water all at the same time. (source)
Man college education feels worthless when there are people who got rich for shit like saying “Gucci Gang” repetitively and disrespecting people, challenging them to a fight. What has this world come to?
