the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr
In UI/UX design, menus have different names depending on the aspect they have, I knew about the hamburger menu and so I figured the “meatballs menu” could exist too, and it does…
thats it, im not posting the rest of the day, this is the best fucking thing ive learned in the past 3 weeks
this is what we needed to learn in distance learning
today on fan fiction things i absolutely adore : those au fics WHERE CANON IS SOMEHOW PERFECTLY TRANSCRIBED INTO A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AU?? PLOT POINTS RELATIONSHIPS CHARACTERS THEY'RE ALL MAGICALLY PERFECTLY PARALLEL TO THE ORIGINAL CONTENT?? WHAT SORT OF GENIUS ARE YOU PEOPLE??
im bored help me
bOIOIOIOING!
I offer limitless entertainment
business majors are like orcs to me. and not the hot kind
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the backwards version for anyone who needs it
how many of my followers do you think are from the mirror dimension
Neil behind the camera all day tomorrow
Neil not being part of the Good Omens junket or the cast and crew and press screening because he's WGA and we are on strike.
But I'm so proud of our cast and our crew and everything they've made.
It’s so easy to claim territory. Life as a person is easy.
I claim this post.
life as a person can be hard sometimes
people talk about how they could have so easily made troy and abed the typical nerd x jock relationship dynamic friend duo and they didn’t, which made it better. which is all true but I think we forget that they didn’t start with really any dynamic in mind for them at all. troy and abed weren’t even originally supposed to be especially close. they built the characters, seperately, then as the show came together they realized how much chemistry the two had (troy and abed AND danny and donald.) their dynamic wrote itself, with almost no pretense or planning, and that’s what makes it so special and unique. that’s why there’s not really any other duo quite like them in any other sitcom, or even any other show/movie. it’s a really strange realization but some of the best things we create are completely unplanned
is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?
can a black hole destroy the earth?
no, you idiot.
black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.
and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.
and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.
you fool.
This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism.
Not shipping characters explicitly romantic, not shipping as a qpr, but a secret third thing (utterly blurred lines of what is platonic or romantic because of that aroace grindset and not understanding shipping beyond characters being deeply bonded)
Has this been done yet
[ID: Pippin : "What about pride month?"
Aragorn, next to a Pride flag, "You've already had Pride month"
Pippin: next to a Disabled Pride flag, "We've had one, yes, but what about second Pride month?" /ID]
you call them flop posts but I call them reaching my target demographic: whichever mutuals are active rn
I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
tinder link in bio.
the replies:
*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?
I’m sobbing
I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves
Oh my gods they’re adorable! Have a nice day at work, Employment Jelly
But what if the job you deserve is not a job you’ll love??
Its very simple. You intrinsically deserve to be content with your work.
let’s talk about the early stages of hyperfixation where you can literally feel your brain getting doses of serotonin because of a show or a movie or a person or a character and mentally you’re like ‘ooooh no’ but it’s like a blackhole you can’t run or escape from so you just gotta ride it out knowing full well the next few months are going to be spent mindlessly obsessing over this thing
Dear Reddit and Twitter refugees:
You've probably already been told to change your icon, post and reblog stuff you like, Tumblr has holidays, etc.
But in case you weren't aware before....
When AO3 (Archive of Our Own) goes down for any reason, Tumblr flips the fuck out and panics. AO3 starts trending almost immediately.
Do NOT try to calm your neighbors down! Panicking with them until AO3 goes back up is the correct course of action.
Thank you and have a day.
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.
Post 1: workplace
Post 2: everywhere else
… you know what, codicil accepted
I love that the minute AO3 goes down everyone collectively flocks to this website to ask the same question with varying levels of insanity attached
