I don’t understand sonic. Why didn’t he just use his skills at being fast to hurt Eggman until he dies

(The research team mumbles satisfactorily and deploys food pellets for the two of you)

(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again

people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence

gnome

what was that. did you guys see that

wtf

daily affirmation

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

hold me tigjt like hamburger

in case you haven’t noticed, im WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i dont fit in. and i dont WANT to fit in.

have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? Thats weird.

Adventure

you stand near a table with a cup full of water

do you 

A: pick up the cup

B: do nothing

A

you pick up the cup

do you 

A: put down the cup

B: do nothing

A

you put down the cup

do you

A: pick up the cup

B: do nothing

A

you pick up the cup

do you

A: put down the cup

B: do nothing

B

your arm eventually gets tired and you put down the cup

“Fuck school”, I say as I do all my homework and aim for A’s

Direct action

when you woke af but it’s spiritually mentally and emotionally draining

when you reblog an ask prompt and get no asks

im going to kill corporate twitter

Fuck you this is good

just a heads up lads,

me, 80 years old with osteoporosis: I’M WEAK 😂😂

me, 80 years old when someone takes away my oxygen mask:  I CANT BREATHE  😂😂😂😂😂

me, 80 years old and blind when a stranger helps me across the street and i want to thank them: WHO DID THIS 😂😂😂😂

Lmaooooooooo

Did Not Say This