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@wildtongueflicker

Luis. Dying inside. Send me pictures of spider-man.
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seemoreandmore
“When my nineteen-year-old son turns on the kitchen tap and leans down over the sink and tilts his head sideways to drink directly from the stream of cool water, I think of my older brother, now almost ten years gone, who used to do the same thing at that age; And when he lifts his head back up and, satisfied, wipes the water dripping from his cheek with his shirtsleeve, it’s the same casual gesture my brother used to make; and I don’t tell him to use a glass, the way our father told my brother, because I like remembering my brother when he was young, decades before anything went wrong, and I like the way my son becomes a little more my brother for a moment through this small habit born of a simple need, which, natural and unprompted, ties them together across the bounds of death, and across time … as if the clear stream flowed between two worlds and entered this one through the kitchen faucet, my son and brother drinking the same water.”

— A Drink of Water BY JEFFREY HARRISON

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just-shower-thoughts

If Wallace (Wallace and Gromit) died in his sleep, the contraptions that get him out of bed would still deliver his lifeless corpse into the dining room, likely for Gromit to clean up

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vriskanon

The only automatic contraptions just fucking wake him up he has to manually trigger the breakfast clothing contraption you edgy cunt. If wallace dies in his sleep gromit just has to peel back the wallpaper, break the glass and press the small, black button labelled simply

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It will take care of alerting neighbours, family, authorities, and dress him in his funeral attire. He is slid peacefully down into a casket that has just finished being created. A pair of gloves on springs, wearing black with a distinguished tie on each wrist, drives Wallace to his final resting place, where an army of suspended gloves comfort each other, pay their respects, and tearfully dab at eyes that are not there. The car carrying Wallace’s casket stops with just enough velocity that it sails gaily through the air before landing in his grave.

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the-swift-tricker

in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

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What is everyone arguing about tonight

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crownedpatriot11

What is the specific feel you get eating a burger vs eating tacos.

Whenever I eat a burger it’s like I’m satisfying one of the deepest, yearning feelings I’ve ever felt to the point where a less emotionally stunted man might cry tears of joy. Eating burgers is like the ecstasy the Saints must’ve felt in prayer.

However, when I eat tacos the feeling is more akin to the Mountain Lion which has taken a deer- not only do I feel triumphant, but I’m activating my primal programming, licking the salsa from my jowls like a big cat does blood. I am simply doing what I’m meant to do.

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casgirl

Roy Mustang is not the Elric brothers’ found family father figure hes not anyones father figure. He’s like the manager of a mini golf course which is Ed’s summer job and they hate each other.