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heteronormativity is when the parent trap (1998) made halle’s obviously lesbian nanny have a forced romance plot with annie’s obviously gay butler

it takes courage to stan men because at the end of the day, they are men. they can disappoint me with a snap of their fingers.

so calum got a mullet.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS (x)

THAT’S BABIE

bass guitar is like,, hope you guys dont mind im just going be the sexiest instrument ever and we just! let it!

I wasn't running away from home

I was running towards it.

(Tired Tired Sea)

Snowstorm followed by a sand storm in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia. (SOURCE)

Ice cream

Forbidden angel food cake

I CANNOT THINK!!! my brain is just ashton hitting himself on the head with matching spoon and spatula while wearing a yellow helmet

do you ever stop and think about the fact that Liam and Louis both do the super cute giggle-shoulder-shrug  

and one probably got it from the other

and the fact that they have this tiny gesture in common

just makes you wanna die a little inside bc Lilo is so important?

bc I do.

That ao3 fic reminds me of how when George floyd was murdered like three days later some marvel fan made a fic like "on Tuesday george floyd was murdered. On thursday the avengers had a press conference" or some shit like it's literally heinous. White people just see our suffering as fodder for their stupid fantasies and it's so depressing and so demoralizing. How fucked up do you have to be to see us suffering and want to write about it? To sit there and research details about a Black man's murder at the hands of white supremacy, not to educate yourself in the hopes of being more aware about the world or to help the fight with others, but to headcanon how you think these fantasy characters that don't fucking exist might respond to a murder they wouldn't even have blinked at in-canon (and whose actors also frequently remain silent)? Ultimately all for views and likes? Do you people just hate Black people that much?

Reblog this.

For anyone wondering, this is the fic that inspired this post.

Hey so yknow how supposedly it’s been hard for the fiancés to keep in touch bc of how far and away and how busy Quackity has been?

What if Karl did tell him, but instead of verbally he sent a letter instead. A letter that got intercepted by a certain ghost who left his own note for Quackity almost immediately after Q felt abandoned.

Wait I think you’re on to something o_O

The cow farm is a significant place for karlnapity cause they built that farm together & that’s the place Quackity showed his skeleton horse to Karl & Sapnap.

To think that an alcoholic ghost seeing his ex fiancé moving on with his two lovely fiancés & got jealous...

otters in hats dash cleanse. you’re welcome

list of cinematic moments of all time (incomplete)

- spiderverse ‘whats up danger’ scene

- shrek 2 i need a hero sequence

- the incredibles; both the ‘bob discovers syndrome’s plan’ and the entire plane sequence bcs i cant pick just one of these

- prince of egypt deliver us

- the part in napoleon dynamite where the guy runs over the tupperware bowl with his car and it shatters

- iron giant  you are who you choose to be

excellent addition thank you <3

The kitchen scene of emperor’s new groove

that scene in ratatouille where the critic tries the ratatouille and is transported back to his mum’s kitchen

the part in Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron where he makes the jump over the fucking canyon

When Nani is surfing with Lilo on her board in Lilo and Stitch and there’s this gorgeous instrumental track behind it

when all the toys in toy story 3 hold hands as they get closer to the fire in the dumpster place and they all look at each other while doing so knowing it’s their final moments

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise* 

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

truer words

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

ok that has been enough historical events for at least the rest of the decade me thinks

ok maybe one more 👑 ⚰️ 🥳🥳🥳

Everyone knows that Prince Phillip naturally crumbled to ash due to gravity.

memes you could absolutely show to a medieval peasant

by the time this pandemic ends I’ll have to be slowly rehabilitated back into society like a raccoon or I’ll get scared and start biting 

Embarrassed myself pretty badly today by calling something “amazeballz” when it was actually just awesomesauce